Maitiro Ekuti Uzviise Izvo Iwe Hausisiri Wega Mumba

Zvemukati

• Nei uchifanira
• COVID-19 ita nezvisingaitwe
• Kana uri wega
• Gadza mamiriro
• Nzvimbo, nzvimbo, nzvimbo
• Uya neprops
• Nzvimbo dzakanakisa
• Zvepabonde matoyi kuyedza
• Kana iwe uine shamwari chaiyo
• Gadza mamiriro
• Nzvimbo, nzvimbo, nzvimbo
• Uya neprops
• Nzvimbo dzakanakisa
• Zvepabonde matoyi kuyedza
• Kana iwe uine IRL mudiwa
• Gadza mamiriro
• Nzvimbo, nzvimbo, nzvimbo
• Uya neprops
• Nzvimbo dzakanakisa
• Zvepabonde matoyi kuyedza
• Chinokosha

Isu tinosanganisira zvigadzirwa zvatinofunga zvinobatsira kuvaverengi vedu. Kana iwe ukatenga kuburikidza nehukama pane ino peji, isu tinogona kuwana diki komisheni. Heano maitiro edu.

Kuvanzika kungave kwakaoma kuuya nekutenda kune denda, asi kukiya kwekugadzira rudo - wega kana kubatana - zvinoita zvachose! Kunyangwe iwe uri munzvimbo dzepedyo nefam, Floofy, naFido.

Izvi hazvingoregi kuenda kune denda panky futi!

Aya matipi anouya anobatsira chero nguva bhodhi yepamusoro-kushingisa njodzi kumutsa vamwe, sekunge iwe uchigovana nzvimbo yako nemakamuri kana vana, uine matete matete uye vavakidzani, kana uri kugara pamwe kana kubata vamwe.

Nei uchifanira

Kutanga, kunyengera bonde kunopisa. Iko hakuna chinhu senge kuziva kuti iwe unogona kubhowa chero nguva kuti uwane adrenaline kupomba uye kukuita iwe unzwe kunge yakazara badass.

Zvakare, bonde uye orgasms zvakanakira hutano hwako hwepanyama uye hwepfungwa nekuti ivo:

• kudzikira uye kushushikana kweropa
• kukubatsira kurara
• deredza njodzi yako yechirwere chemwoyo uye sitiroko
• kuwedzera hutachiona hwako
• bvisa misoro, kurwadza, uye mamwe marwadzo

Kana iwe ukabatanidzwa, kutsvoda, kubata, uye bonde zvinowedzera oxytocin, iyo inobatsira kuvaka hukama hwepedyo nekusimbisa chisungo chako.

COVID-19 ita nezvisingaitwe

Usarega iyo coronavirus nyowani ichikumisa iwe kubva pakuitora, asi ita chenjera nezvazvo. Hapana chinhu chinoshamisira nezvekuisa pangozi hutano hwako kana hwemumwe munhu.

Kana uchizobuda panguva yedenda - uye iwe uchifanira zvachose - matipi aya anogona kubatsira kuti ive yakachengeteka:

• HAUDI kuzviita nemumwe munhu mutsva. Ino haisi nguva yeiyo IRL yekubatana nemumwe wako uyo asiri kutove kuzviparadzanisa pamba pako.
• Ita zvekutarisana zvese. Iwe uchiri kugona kutamba nemumwe munhu nyowani uye wepanyama daro saboss nekutora yako sesh online uye kubvisirana kubva pavhidhiyo.
• Usakanganwa nezvehumwe hunyanzvi. Edza kutumira mameseji, kutumira bonde pafoni, kana kugovana maemail anonyadzisira. App-anodzorwa bonde matoyi anonakidza kune chaiwo hookups, futi.
• IVA chenjera nemumwe wako waunogara naye. Kunze kwekunge imi mese mave zana muzana rakaparadzaniswa kwemavhiki mashoma, ungangoda kudzikamisa mafambiro ako kudzikisa njodzi. Dzivisa kumeso-kumeso zvinzvimbo uye kutsvoda izvozvi, kunyanya kana iwe uchinzwa kurwara. Shandisa makondomu eP-in-V kana yekumashure pabonde, uye oshambidza matomu ako nemabobs musati watamba uye mushure mekutamba.
• Usakanganwa kuita bonhora iwe uchizviparadzanisa. Ratidzira iwe rumwe rudo panguva yekuvhara pamwe uye usina mumwe wako. Izvo hazvina njodzi uye oh zvinonakidza!
• IVA shandisa mizhinji ye lube. Lube rinoita bonde zvirinani (uye rakachengeteka!) Ungave uri kubhururuka wega, uchitamba nematoyi, kana kuita chero rudzi rwepabonde neIRL mudiwa.

Gara uchiziviswa nezviratidziro zvedu zvekurarama nezve ikozvino COVID-19 kubuda. Zvakare, shanyira yedu coronavirus hub kuti uwane rumwe ruzivo rwekuti ungagadzirira sei, kuraira nezvekudzivirira uye kurapwa, uye mazano enyanzvi.

Kana uri wega

Kuzviparadzanisa wega hazvireve kuti iwe unofanirwa kupotsa pane ese anonakidza mafaro. Toe-curling Os inogona kuve isina mumwe munhu pamberi.

Gadza mamiriro

Iwe unokodzera kudanana, saka danana iwe pachako nekumisikidza mamiriro.

Kugadzirisa mamiriro ezvinhu ndezve izvo zvinoita kuti unzwe zvakanaka uye zvinokutenderedza. Iwe unogona kuyedza kudzimisa mwenje, kuvhenekera mamwe makenduru, uye kuisa pane yekutamba yemhando dzekunakidza tunes - iyo zvakare inobatsira mask kuchema, BTW.

Nzvimbo, nzvimbo, nzvimbo

Kune vamwe kumba, iwe unofanirwa kufunga nezvenzvimbo yepamusoro yekuzvibvisa.

Chinhu chakanyanya kukosha pane kwataurwa nzvimbo iri musuwo wekukiya saka hapana munhu anokanganisa pati yako kweimwe. Kana iwe uine yekurara ine lock, uri goridhe. Bvisa pa!

Imba yekugezera yakanaka, futi. Kumhanyisa mvura kunogona kunyudza symphony yekuchema uye yekupisa yekugeza kana yekugezera inogadzira chiitiko chebonde chega.

Bhonasi: Iyo inodziya mvura inogona kukubatsira iwe kuzorora kuitira kuti iwe ugone kunyatso tarisa pane izvo zvinonzwa.

Wana hunyanzvi nesarudzo dzako uye funga chero nzvimbo kwausingafungire kuti ubatwe muchiito.

Uya neprops

Zvimwe zvigadzirwa zvinogona kusimudzira yako yega sesh uye kukubatsira iwe kuchengetedza iron pasi pasi.

Funga zvinhu zvakaita se:

• mapiro nemakusheni ekukubatsira kuti unakirwe, tsvaga kona chaiyo, uye upe chimwe chinhu chekuchema mukati
• chena ruzha muchina kubatsira kuvhara chero ruzha rwaunoita
• piritsi kana laptop kana iwe uchida kuona porn

Nzvimbo dzakanakisa

Space inogona kuraira chako chinzvimbo (zvinoenderana nekumanikidza kwako kumisikidzwa), asi zvese zvakanaka.

Kana iwe uine nzvimbo yekurara pasi, edza kurara wakatarisana pasi apo iwe uchizora imwe kunze kana kununura mateti yako kana mushi. Imbwa dhizaini yakanaka, futi, nekuti iwe unokwanisa kukwenya musana wako kuti usvike panhengo yako, vulva, kana anus.

Kana iri nzvimbo yekumira chete, uchizvitsigira iwe pachako wakasimba nzvimbo inofanirwa. Gadzirira tsoka imwe kumusoro pachigaro, padivi petabhu, kana chimbuzi kuti uwane nyore kusvika kumatunhu ako epasi.

Kana nzvimbo yako ichipa nzvimbo yekugara, zembera kumashure uye uve nazvo.

Zvepabonde matoyi kuyedza

Mamwe matoyi anogona kutora sneaky solo bonde kuenda kune imwe nhanho pasina kuridza kavha yako. Une vibrator, matako plugs, bhora gags… maiwe zvangu!

Chengeta izvi zvakanaka mupfungwa kana uchitenga zveangwara zvepabonde matoyi online:

• yakanyarara vibes, senge iyo Womanizer Classic kana Mini P-spot Pleaser
• matako plugs, kunge b-Vibe Snug Plug
• bhora gags, senge Bondage Boutique Kutanga kwaBhora Gag
• matoyi asingazivikanwe, senge Tenga Egg Masturbator, Kyss Rechargeable Lipstick Vibrator, uye Chickie Emojibator
• vibrating panties, kunge Kuchemera O Chakavanzika Changu Chakatsemurwa Panty

Kana iwe uine shamwari chaiyo

Nekugadzirira zvishoma, kuva nechidzitiro pakati hakufanirwe kukumisa kubva pakubvisirana munzira hombe.

Heano maitiro ekurara nemunhu chaiye mudiwa zvese izvo uye bhegi remachipisi.

Gadza mamiriro

Ehe, iwe unogona kuseta iyo mamiriro eerudo romp iwe uchidzidzira kwepanyama kure!

Kuti uite izvi, gadzira imwe ambience nemakenduru, asi ita chokwadi chekuwedzera mwenje wakaiswa mwenje kana mwenje mwenje, futi.

Icho chinangwa chakaringana mwenje kuti vagone kunakidzwa neshoo vasina kutaridzika kunge uri mune yekubvunzurudza kamuri.

Kuchenesa zvakanaka kwakakosha, futi. Ratidza kubatika kwako chaiko rudo rwakafanana rwaungadai kana ukasangana ne IRL Bhura bvudzi rako, rongedza mapubhi ako (kana zvirizvo zvauri kupinda), uye woisa pane chimwe chinhu chaunotaridza kupisa mukati.

FYI, hazvidi kuve zvemukati kana chero chinhu chakadai kunze kwekuti ndizvo zvaunonzwa zvakanaka mukati!

Nzvimbo, nzvimbo, nzvimbo

Kune rudo rwezvinhu zvese zvakasviba, ndapota oh ndapota sarudza kamuri ine yakavanzika kwazvo mumba, kunyangwe iri garaji rakabatanidzwa!

Musuwo unokiya uye kuwana mimhanzi kana mvura inoyerera kuti unyurure hurukuro yakasviba uye kufema kwakanyanya ndiko kiyi. Iwe unonetseka kushoma nezve kunzwikwa uye pachinzvimbo unokwanisa kutarisa kune mumwe nemumwe.

Usazvidya moyo zvakanyanya nezvekuti nzvimbo yako inoita sei. Iwe unogona kuita chero nzvimbo yekunyengedza-yakakodzera nekushandisa chaiyo chaiyo kumashure neako app kana kungorembedza jira kumashure kwako.

Uya neprops

Props inogona kuita yako vhidhiyo boink inotevera-nhanho uye kubatsira kuichengeta yakangwara.

Muchena ruzha muchina unogona kudzivirira wako chaiye mudiwa kubva kushoma-pane-inokwezva yemhuri manzwi, senge ruzha ruzha kana kubatirira ndiro, ukuwo uchivhara hurukuro yako yakasviba kana kuridza o 'mufaro.

Mapiro nemakusheni zvinorega iwe kuti utendese muviri wako zvakanaka uye woita kutonhorera, pasi pakaomarara kana usina humbozha hwekuzvambarara panze pamubhedha. Kupfuura zvese, ivo vanonzwika ruzha rwekupopota-kunokanganisa orgasm.

Nzvimbo dzakanakisa

Nzvimbo dzinofanira kushanda nenzvimbo inowanikwa UYE kukupa iwe uye yako boo maonero ekutanga.

Nepo kuzara kwekumberi kwekunakidzwa, iwe unogona kukwikwidza mukati meyako nyaradzo zone nekutamba nekamera kuiswa, machira, kana matema mubhavhu. Virtual kana IRL, iwo muviri wako uye iwe unosarudza maitiro ekuishandisa.

Nzvimbo dzekutarisa:

• kusendamira kumashure mune mamwe mapiro kana iyo tub = nyore kuwana kwako uye primo kuona kwavo
• kugara padhesiki kana patafura kunoita kuti iwe FaceTime ive yechokwadi kusvikira wagadzirira peep show
• kupfugama kunopa kugadzikana pane chero nzvimbo, saka maoko ako akasununguka kutamba uye kusimudzira foni yako kumusoro, pasi, kana kudzoka zviri nyore

Zvepabonde matoyi kuyedza

Vapopota, tora maoko ako pane bhora gag pronto.

Zvino, edza chinyararire techy toyi kutora yako chaiyo rudo-mune kune imwe nhanho. Ndiri kutaura nezveapp-inogoneswa matoyi ebonde anogona kudzorwa kubva kure.

Mamwe mazano, aunogona kutenga pamhepo:

• Kune vanhu vane prostate, iyo Edge naLovense inogadzikika uye haina mvura, iine mapfumo ekudengenyeka anogona kugoneswa nezwi uye kunyange kuyananiswa nekurova kwemumhanzi wako.
• Zvepenisheni havers, We-Vibe Verge inodedera mhete inofadza iyo peen uye iyo perineum.
• Nezvevhava havers, iyo Lovense Nora Bluetooth tsuro vibe's inorapa yeiyo clit, V, uye G-gwapa.

Kana iwe uine IRL mudiwa

Coronavirus canoodling neye IRL mudiwa inogona kuramba ichipenga zvakapenga kunyangwe nevamwe vari mumba.

Gadza mamiriro

Dhonza nzvimbo dzese dzekumisa kana uchiisa mamiriro ekukubatsira kukuchengeta iwe munzvimbo iyi vamwe vachienderera mberi nezvebhizinesi ravo.

Zvinhu zvinogona kubatsira:

• runyorwa playlist
• zvimwe zvinokurudzira zvinonyadzisira
• nyaya yekunakidzwa kuburikidza neyakagovaniswa fungidziro kana bhuku rinokanganisa
• bhati rinopisa kana shawa
• makenduru
• kukwiza muviri

Nzvimbo, nzvimbo, nzvimbo

Squeaky zvitubu uye misoro yebhodhi inopwanya madziro zviri pachena kutarisisa vanobata. Darika mubhedha uye udzike pasi uye uve netsvina pasi kana uchida kubhaiza.

Unoda kunyangwe zvakavanzika? Kanda iyo kumashure kune junior kumusoro uye musoro kune iyo kabhodhi yevakuru vhezheni yeMaminetsi Manomwe Kudenga.

Kana iwe uchikwanisa kupinda nekupinda muchimbuzi pasina kumutsa vamwe, mvura inoyerera inogona kubatsira kuchengetedza kusangana kwako pachivande.

Uya neprops

Chero chipi zvacho chinobatsira kudzikisa ruzha rweyako sesh kumusoro kwemazita eanofanirwa-kunge aine zvigadzirwa zve IRL bonde mukukiya:

• chena ruzha muchina
• mutauri kana chimwe chimbo chekutamba mumhanzi
• TV

Shandisa macushion uye mapiro kutsigira ako ega ekutamba uye nekumwe kumutsiro wepushin 'kana wapfugama kana kumashure. Vashandise kudzora bonde rako ruzha, futi.

Kutaura nezvemapiro, kuwedzera mutsago wepabonde kune yako raunchy repertoire kwakakodzera kufunga chero nguva, asi kunyanya kana iwe uchifanira kuve nekuwedzera kugadzira neako chinzvimbo.

Nzvimbo dzakanakisa

Chero bedzi iwe uine nzvimbo, nzvimbo zhinji dzinogona kubviswa kuti uwane kungwara nekufunga iko kukanda, kurova, kana kutsvedza.

Iwo akati wandei akanyanya akasiyana-siyana ekuyedza:

• Kumira O: Yakakwana yekutamba manyore, kutamba kutamba, kuita bonde nemukanwa, uye kusangana pabonde. Mumwe mudiwa anomira nemusana kana kumberi kumadziro kana imwe nzvimbo yekutsigira, nepo mumwe anomira, anopfugama, kana kugara kumberi kana kumashure.
• Mutasvi pamusoro: Mumwe munhu anopinda anorara kumusana kwavo uye mudiwa arikuvatora PV, P-in-A, kana furati. Iye anogamuchira anotonga kudzika, kumhanya, uye iwo anotaurira-ngano kuridza-kurova kurira.

Zvepabonde matoyi kuyedza

Kurongeka kwepamhepo uye kuendesa zvisina kutaurirana zvinoreva kuti unogona kuisa yako yakanaka yeadhirowa uye chengetedza hupenyu hwako hwepabonde hunopisa kunyangwe panguva yedenda.

Ndakatotaura zvekunakidzwa piro piro. Heano mamwe matoyi aunogona kunakidzwa pamwe chete iwe uchichengeta yako yekutamba yakavanzika.

• Zvepabonde zvinochinja. Iwe haufanire kunge uri uber kinky kana muBDSM kuti unakidzwe nekuchinja kwepabonde! Ivo vanotendera chero munhu kutora chero bonde kuita kune nyowani nzvimbo pasina kuzunza chero ine ruzha misoro kana matiresi.
• Gags. Bhora gags uye bit gags zvinogona kuchengeta kunyangwe vanofarira kwazvo vanyararire uye kusimudza erootic chinhu chikuru nguva.
• Kunyarara kunodedera. Kutenda kumatoni ane ruzha-pasi, chero munhu anogona kunakidzwa nemufaro-wekubata kunakidzwa kwekuzunguzika. Tora vibe yako ne clit vibes, nyini vibes, vibrating butt plugs, prostate massager, vibrating jongwe mhete, vibrating dildos, uye tambo-ons.

Chinokosha

Imba izere uye denda hazvidi kuti utadze kuzviwana. Nzvimbo chaiyo, ruzha rwemashure, uye hunyengeri huchaenda kure kana iwe uchida kutora chikamu mune chakaipa kukiya chiito pasina chero munhu akachenjera.

Adrienne Santos-Longhurst munyori anoshanda akazvimirira uye munyori akanyora zvakanyanya pazvinhu zvese hutano uye mararamiro kweanopfuura makore gumi. Kana iye asina kusunganidzwa mukunyora kwake kutsvagurudza chinyorwa kana kurega kubvunzurudza nyanzvi dzehutano, anogona kuwanikwa achifora akatenderedza gungwa rake regungwa nemurume nembwa vachidhonza kana vachimwaya pamusoro penyanza vachiedza kugona kusimuka padhibhodhi bhodhi.