15 Zvese-Zvese-Chaizvo Hondo dzeKuva neKofi Kupindwa muropa

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1. Kofi ndiyochetechikonzero iwe simuka pamubhedha. Ever.

Bed is bae, but coffee is VIP bae.

2. Kuvhunduka ikoko kwepakarepo whuku unomuka pazororo kana kumba kwemumwe munhu uyehauzive kwaunowana yako caffeine inogadziriswa.

Uye kana vakataura mazwi ekuti, "Ini handinwe kofi," unogona kungotsvaka kufa.

3. Iwe haugone kuvimba chero chinhu chinobuda mumuromo mako kusvika iwe uine yako yekutanga mukombe.

Morning Pre-Kofi Chirwere zviratidzo: kukanganisa zvakanyanya kutonga, mitsara isina kujeka, kushomeka kwekubatana, nezvimwe.

4. Hauna chokwadi kana uchifanira kudada kana kunyara kuti unonwa zvakadii pazuva.

Vavengi vanogona kutonga. Ivo vangori neshanje nemutauriro wako.

5. Ukaona vanhu paTV kana mumamovie vachisveta mukombe, unobva waishuwira ipapo ipapo.

Kusvipa mukofi chinhu chaicho.

6. Unoziva chaizvo kuti unozvida sei-zvinoreva kuti kuedza zvese zvinwiwa zvitsva paStarbucks haisi yako vibe.

Ini kuda kufarira iyo nyowani nyowani nyowani, asi muromo wangu unongoda unovava, mutema doro. (Starbucks emojis, zvakadaro? Ini ndinoshandisa zvese yeaya.)

7. Vamwe vanhu vanozvibata kumanheru emanheru kana kugadziridzwa nzara-iwe unopedza hupfu hwako hwese pakunwa kutonhora.

#yakakodzera (BTW, unogona nyore DIY kutonhora doro.)

8. Une kakawanda, kofi-yakakonzera kushaya hope nekuti haugone kurega kuinwa mumasikati.

Nguva yekofi inofanira kuva nguva dzose! Ndinoramba kuzviganhurira!

9. Kusvibazvinongoita kunge jee rinosuwisa, rine hutsinye. LOLOLOL.

Zvakafanana nekuenda kunotora burger uye nekungodya iro bundu.

10. Hausi wekusvotesa kuti rudzii rwekofi iri-kana iwe uchiida, iwekudiwait.

Kofi yemugwagwa, Starbucks, Dunkin ', McDonald's, zvese zvakanaka.

11. Kunyangwe paunenge uchimhanya zvakanyanya kunonoka, kofi ndiyo yako yekutanga kukosha.

Kofi ndiyo inonyanya kukosha kudya kwezuva.

12. Saka, zvakasikwa, iwe une makofi makwapa pane, senge, zvese.

Kufamba uye kunwa inyanzvi isina anozombogona.

13. Uye iwe 'tinogara tichitsvaga imba yekugezera.

Nekuti hapana chinoita kuti iwe utarise kunge uchidonhedza huru iced latte.

14. Unoshuva buzz yawaimbowana pawakatangakuchinwa.

Ikozvino, iwe wakaita sechembere, yakashambidzwa-yemushonga zvinodhaka inoda iyo hari yese kuti itange kurohwa. (PS Heino chokwadi nezve muviri wako uchiregeredza caffeine.)

15. Nguva imwe neimwe mune imwe nguva, iwe unotamba nepfungwa yekuisa joe muzita rehutano hwako kana chimwe chinhu ...

Ipapo unongoseka nekuti chii chinonzi hupenyu usina kofi? (Zvakare, zvinogona kukubatsira iwe kupwanya Workout yako. BAM. Inwa kumusoro.)

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