80 Percent Yevanhu Pee Mune Shower

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• Ongororo ye

Kurovera mushawa kungangove yakavanzika kwazvo yekuAmerica-hapana munhu anotaura nezvazvo, asi sezviri pachena anenge zvese vedu tiri kuzviita, maererano neongororo ichangoburwa naAngie's Chinyorwa pane yekugeza tsika. Iko kudhonza kusingadzivisiki kwemvura iri kumhanya here? Kunzwa kunozorodza here? Icho chingori chinoshanda chakaringana-tasking? Zvese zviri pamusoro? Ndiani anoziva! Asi vangangoita 80 muzana yevakuru (kureva vanhu vakapfuura nhanho yekudzidzira) vakakwenenzverwa kutora tinkle pasi pemvura yekusaswa.

Hazvina kunyanyisa sezvazvinonzwika. Ichokwadi kuti pee yedu izere nemabhakitiriya, asi kwete zvakadarowo nemimwe mvura yemuviri, sedikita uye snot, inogezwa pasi mvura zuva nezuva, Philip Werthman, MD, urologist uye director weCentre for Male Reproductive Medicine mu Los Angeles, CA, yakatiudza. Uye urikuisuka kuti zvisaite sekunge urikunyura mairi, sekuti, kana iwe ukakoira mubhabhu rinopisa-izvo hapana munhu anozviremekedza angamboita, handiti? Kunze kwezvo, kunyangwe Gwyneth Paltrow akarumbidza Iyo Inoshamisa Pelvic Perks yePeeing Mune Shower.

Asi kana kudongorera pasi rako gumbo hachisi chinhu chako, hapana kunetseka. Ongororo yakawana kuti tinoita zvakawanda zvezvimwe zvinonakidza zvinhu mushawa. Semuenzaniso, ingangoita hafu yedu vanoimba mushawa, asi mumwe chete muvashanu anoenda kuzere karaoke mhedzisiro nekuunza chinwiwa mukati zvakare. Uye chikamu chimwe muzvina chedu tinoda kuita mabasa akawanda nekukwesha mazino edu kana kutarisira mamwe magadzirirwo ezvizoro isu tese tiri mumhepo. (Psst ... Tiri kugadzira Nyaya Yemvura Inotonhora.)

Kana zvasvika pakuti isu tinozvigeza sei, varume nevakadzi vakapatsanurwa zvakaenzanirana, nemadude achifarira machira ekugeza asi vakadzi vanonamira kune loofas kana masiponji chaiwo. Chegumi muzana vedu tinongoshandisa maoko edu, nenzira yakasikwa nenzira. Asi imwe muzana yevakabvunzwa vakati vachangokwesha pasi vakapfeka latex kana magiravhusi erabha. Ndivanaani ... vanhu ava? Vari kuchenesa tile yavo grout nepo conditioner yavo ichipinda mukati? (Pfungwa yechipiri, iyo haisi pfungwa yakaipa.)

Chinhu chimwe chete chisina kuitwa nesu, zvisinei, kugeza. Vatsvakurudzi vakawana kuti vanopfuura 90 muzana veAmerica vanoti vanovenga kurara pasi kuti vachenese. Vakawedzera kuti pamwe ndosaka mahotera matsva asisaisi matabhu mukamuri mako uye nei maremodels emumba ari kusarudza mahombe, mashawa emhando yepamusoro panzvimbo pekuwachira echinyakare. (Uri kurasikirwa-edza aya Matanho gumi kune Yako Yakanyanya Kudenga Bubble Bath.)

Hazvina mhosva kuti unozviita sei, zvakadaro, chinhu chakakosha ndechekuti isu tese tiri kuwana kunaka nekuchena. Kana iwe uchinakidzwa zvishoma panguva ino (kana kudurura dundira rako), zvirinani!

Ongororo ye