Ndakaedza Soylent-Chete Liquid Kudya

Zvemukati

• Mitemo
• A Caveat
• Zvidzidzo Zvakadzidziswa
• Zvinyorwa zvekupedzisira: Soylent Works
• Ongororo ye

Ndakatanga kunzwa nezve Soylent makore mashoma apfuura, pandakaverenga chinyorwa mu New Yorkernezvezvinhu. Yakagamuchirwa nevarume vatatu vanoshanda pane tech kutanga, Soylent-poda iyo ine ese macalorie, mavitamini, zvicherwa, uye zvimwe zvinovaka muviri zvaunoda kurarama-yaifanirwa kuve mhinduro kune "dambudziko" rezvimwe zvekudya. Panzvimbo pekuwana nguva yekutenga, kubika, kudya, uye kuchenesa, unogona kungosanganisa scoop yeSoylent nekapu yemvura uye kuenderera nehupenyu hwako.

Mwedzi yakati wandei yapfuura, ndakasangana nemubatanidzwa uye CMO weSoylent, David Rentein. Akandizivisa kuna Soylent 2.0, iyo nyowani vhezheni yeSoylent, chinwiwa chakatemerwa chakatora zvakatowanda chebasa kunze kwekusimudzira. Panguva yemusangano wedu, ndakatora yangu yekutanga Soylent 2.0. Ndakashamisika. Iyo yakaravira, kwandiri, seyakafuta mukaka weamondi. Kambani yakanditumira mabhodhoro gumi nemaviri, ayo andakanamira pasi petafura yangu ndokukanganwa nezvayo. Kusvikira masvondo mashomanana apfuura, ndiko kuti, pandakazvipira kurarama kubva kune zvinwiwa kwemazuva mashomanana uye kunyora nezvezvakaitika kwandiri.

Mitemo

Ndakabvuma kupedza mazuva matatu-kubva China kusvika Mugovera-kugara paSoylent 2.0. Ini zvakare ndainwa maoice e8 ekofi pazuva, uye mukati memazuva matatu ndaive neDiet Coke (Ndinoziva, ndinoziva -kutsvedza dhayeti soda inogona kukanganisa nedhayeti yako) uye mashoma mints.

Kujekesa, mazuva matatu haasi chaiwo kuputsa. Muchokwadi, vanhu vakagara kwenguva yakareba, yakareba kwenguva yakareba paSoylent chete. (Uyu murume akazviita kwemazuva makumi matatu!) Ndaiziva kuti zvaive zvakanyanya kupfuura zvaigona kuitika. Ini ndainyanya kufarira izvo izvo zvisina-solid-chikafu chikafu chaizondidzidzisa nezve maitiro angu ekudya. Ini ndaivewo pachivande ndichitarisira kuti yaizondipwanya shuga yangu kupindwa muropa. (Spoiler alert: Hazvina.)

A Caveat

"Kurarama neSoylent hachisi chinhu chatinokurudzira," akayambira Nicole Myers, director wezvekutaurirana kuSoylent, pandakafona kubvunza zvandaifanira kuziva ndisati ndadya. Kunyange zvichikwanisika, kambani inonyatsotaridza vanhu vazhinji vachishandisa Soylent kutsiva zvavanodaidza kuti izvo "kurasa" kudya-iyo bland saladi iwe yaunofunga zvisina munongedzo pamberi pekomputa, kana shaya-inovhiringidza protein bar iwe bhaudhi nekuti iwe inoda kudya izvozvi uye hauna nguva yekuwana chero chimwe chinhu. Panzvimbo iyoyo, inwa bhodhoro rehutano hwakanaka, uchizadza Soylent.

Izvi zvakare hazvisi zvekudya. Ehe, iwe unogona kurasikirwa nehuremu paSoylent, asi chete nekuti zvinoita kuti zvive nyore kwazvo kuongorora yako calorie yaunodya. Hapana chinhu chinoonda pamusoro pazvo. Izvo zvakati, ndakarasikirwa nemapaundi mashoma-pamwe nekuti ini ndaitora mashoma macalorie andinoita pane zvakajairika zuva sezvo ini ndanga ndisingafunge zvisina munching pazvikafu. (Ndakatodziwana kare.)

Zvidzidzo Zvakadzidziswa

Mangwanani ezuva rangu rokutanga, ndakatya asi ndichifara. Ndakafunga kuti ndaizokwanisa kupedza mazuva matatu pasina dambudziko guru, uye ndakazviita. Ini ndainwa anosvika mazana mana-makorori mabhodhoro Soylent pazuva, kazhinji ndichimwira yega kwemaawa akati wandei, nekuti kuibaya kwaindiita kuti ndinetseke zvishoma. Kunyange zvazvo ndainzwa apo neapo kuti "Ndinoshuva kuti dai ndaigona kudya izvozvo," handina kumbobvira ndanzwa nzara; chinwiwa chiri kuzadza zvinoshamisa. Ndakamhanya zuva rega rega (mamaira mana, mamaira matatu, maira imwe), uye ndichimhanya mamaira 9 neSvondo, zuva randakamedura "kutsanya," uye ndainzwa zvakanaka nguva dzese. TMI, asi ini handina kuzara kwemazuva maviri kubva pamazuva matatu andakanwa Soylent. Ini ndinoti izvo kwandiri kusanwa mvura yakakwana kunyangwe iko kuri kufungidzira padivi rangu. (Tine iyo yepamusoro 30 Hydrating Chikafu.)

Nitty-gritty tsananguro padivi, izvo zvandakawana zvinonyanya kufadza nezve yangu Soylent kudya ndiko iko kurega kubva "chaiko" chikafu chakaziviswa nezvehukama hwangu neangu dhayeti. Kutanga nenyaya yekuti ...

Ndinofarira kufunga nezvekudya.

Munguva yangu yekutanga Soylent-zuva chete, ndakapedza maawa mashoma pa reddit.com/r/soylent, reddit nharaunda yeSoylent vanofarira. Ndakasangana nevashandisi vakati wandei vaiita sevari kuona chikafu nekudya sekunetsa kana nguva inoyamwa.(Chikamu cheparutivi: Vamwe vashandisi vanoshevedza chikafu chisina-Soylent kuti "muggle chikafu," chinova chinosekesa.) Ini handinei nevanhu ava. Ini moyo unogunun'una chikafu.

Weirdly, hazvo, izvo zvandaisuwa zvakanyanya chaive chisiri chiitiko chekudya kana chero chikafu (kuchidzivirira yangu pre-yekurara tudyo yechando Sour Patch Vana, #realtalk). Zvanga zviri kufunga nezve chikafu. Hunhu hwangu hwekutanga pandakagara pasi padhesiki rangu kwaive kwekushamisika kuti chandaigona kuba tora kubva Chimirosnack table-kusvika ndarangarira, Ah mira, handisi kuzviita nhasi. NeChishanu, ndakaenda kunodya kunopemberera zuva rekuzvarwa kweshamwari, uye ndakapotsa kukwanisa kuongorora menyu zvisati zvaitika uye kufunga nezve izvo zvandaizohodha.

Pandaive pakudya kwemanheru, zvakadaro, nguva dzandainyatsonzwa sekunge ndakanga ndichirasikirwa yaive (1) apo (huni-inodziya) chingwa chakatanga kuunzwa patafura uye (2) pakaiswa shamwari dzangu. Nguva mbiri idzi hwema hwakaita kuti ndide chikafu-kwemaminitsi mashanu. Ipapo, ndakaputirwa kumashure mukukurukura neshamwari dzangu uye ndikakanganwa kuti ivo vaichera mukati (kunoshamisa-kutaridzika uye kunhuwidza) entrees ini ndichimhanyisa bland liquid.

Ndaiziva kuti ndaishandisa kudya senzira yokupedza nayo nhamo kana kuti kuzvipa zororo mupfungwa kubva kubasa. PaSoylent, ini ndakadzidza kuti kungofunga nezvechikafu kunoshanda chinangwa chimwe kwandiri. Kana izvo zvandakabviswa kwandiri, ndakave nekubudirira - asi ndakarasikirwawo nechikonzero chekutora mweya uye kurota nezve kudya kwemanheru.

Ini ndakadzidza kuita zvakanyanya kufunga.

Kushanda pa Chimiro, Ndinonzwa zvakawanda nezve kudya zvine pfungwa. Ndakazvinzwisisa sekuti, mira kudya kana usina nzara. Easy peasy.

Zvinoitika, ini handina kumbobvira-chaizvo-yiyedza. Kwandiri, Soylent 2.0 haina kuravira zvakaipa zvachose. Asi hazvina kunaka, kana chimwe chinhu chandinoshuva. Pakanga pasina chikonzero chekunwa zvisina musoro; Ndakangonhonga bhodhoro ndanzwa nzara. Ndakashamisika kuzvibata ndichishamisika, Nzara here iyi?, semutorwa. Ndakanga ndisingazivi kuti yakanga yakaoma kwazvo!

Mazuva matatu apera, ndakanzwa kunzwa nzara yomuviri wangu zvakanyanya. Ndinofara kuti iye zvino ndava kukwanisa kupedza marwadzo iwayo nechikafu chaicho, asi ndinotenda kuti kudya kusina maturo ndiko kundidzidzisa zvavari pakutanga. (Psst ... Nzara Diki Inogona Kuva Noutano.)

Ndakatadza kunzwa kuzara.

Handina kunzwa nzara, asi ini handina kumbonzwa ndakanyanya kuzara kana. Ndinoda kunzwa kuzara. PaReddit.com/r/soylent, vashandisi vanopa zano rekuchera mvura kuti uwane iyo "yakazara kunzwa," iri izano rakafanana raunogara uchiwana kana uri pane chikafu. Uye zvakashanda.

Ndakapotsa chikafu chine mavara.

Iwe unoziva iwo manzwiro aunowana mushure mekukanya muto wakasvibira kana smoothie? Ndinonzwa kupenya uye kusimba, sekunge ndinogona kunzwa ma antioxidants uye zvinovaka muviri zvichimhanya nemutsinga dzangu. Ini ndinofunga ndiwo maratidziro enzvimbo-asi ini handina basa nazvo, ndinoida. Soylent iri off-white. Kunwa hakuna kuita kuti ndinzwe kupenya. (Chikafu Chena Chisina Utano here?)

Kudya kunonzwa.

Ndinoziva, duh. Asi ndakanga ndisina kugadzirira mhinduro dzandakawana pandakatsanangura basa rangu kune vamwe vanhu. Shamwari dzangu dzaive senge, "Chero chii chisinganzwisisike," ndokumbira ruregerero kane miriyoni nekukanganwa uye nekundipa iyo chingwa chingwa. (Vade.) Asi nemaonero angu, vanhu vandakanga ndisingazive havana kunditeerera. Ndakaudzwa kakawanda kuti kudya kwacho kwakanga kusina utano. Kuti panofanira kunge paine soy yakawanda. Kuti muviri wemunhu wakagadzirirwa kudya "chikafu chaicho." Subtext yandakanzwa yaive, "Ini hazvingamboiti izvozvo!

Uye unozivei? Ndinozviwana. Ndinovenga kunzwa mumwe munhu achitaura nezvekuti kubva mumukaka kwakachenesa sei ganda ravo, nekuti ndinoda ice cream zvakanyanya zvekuti pfungwa yekuisiya inoita kuti ndide kuchema. Pfungwa yekuti ini rimwe zuva ndinogadzira giriniki yakakomba inorwisa kutya chaiko mukati memoyo wangu. Isu tese tine ma hang-ups nezve chikafu, uye izvo zvinogona kuita kuti zvive nyore kuona izvo vamwe vanhu vari kudya sekurwiswa kweicho isu tiri kudya. Asi manzwiro andaiita apo mumwe munhu akanga achindidzidzisa pamusoro pekudiwa kwezvokudya zvakasimba chaive chiyeuchidzo chekuisa zip kana zvasvika kune zviri mundiro dzevamwe vanhu.

Zvinyorwa zvekupedzisira: Soylent Works

Ndakafunga pakupera kwemazuva matatu, ndainzwa kupiswa paSoylent uye ndinoshuvira chikafu chaicho. Asi ini ndinonzwa sekusatsigira kwazviri ikozvino sezvandakaita pandakatanga. Kudya kwangu kwekutanga mushure meSoylent (chidimbu chimwe chepeanut butter toast uye chidimbu chimwe chewacado toast) yanga yakanaka, asi isinga pfuure.

Ndine mabhodhoro akati wandei asara, uye ini ndichinyatsofunga kuashandisa pachinzvimbo chekutenga chikafu chemasikati pamazuva andinenge ndakanganwa kuita brown-bhegi, pamwe handisi kuzotsiva kudya kwangu kwandinogara nako chero nguva munguva pfupi. Ini ndinowana zvinorehwa neSoylent nezve "kurasa" chikafu, uye pasina kupokana, kana yako yakajairika "mukukurumidza" chikafu chiri chimwe chinhu chinobva kunzvimbo yekukurumidza chikafu, Soylent angaita imwe inoshamisa imwe nzira. Asi ini ndinoedza kunamira kune yakachena yakachena kudya zvakadaro (chengetera iyo Sour Patch Vana uye neapo neapo Kudya Coke). Uye pandinosimudza saradhi yangu yenguva dzose yemasikati, madomasi, pizi, huku kana sarimoni, uye zai kubhodhoro reSoylent... Hapana makwikwi.

Uyezve, isina iyo smoothie mbiya, majusi egirini, uye masaradhi, yangu Instagram feed yaive ichitanga kufinha zvakanyanya. Back to that #eeeeats life, please. (Tarisa aya makumi maviri eFoodie Instagram Accounts Iwe Unofanirwa Kutevera.)

Ongororo ye