Chii chinonzi Heck Bhora?

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Taura hako kuenda kune yako yezhizha kickball ligi-mutambo mutsva urikutora mapaki kutenderera nyika. Asi uyu hausiwo mutambo wako webhora: Bubble Bhora rinosanganisira kukwira mukati mebubble rinoputika uye kuzviisa pasi pekurohwa, kukungurutswa, uye kupeperetswa (ndisu chete tiri kuita giddy nezve izvi?!). Inotsanangurwa neimwe kambani se, "Inonakidza kupfuura nhabvu, yakachengeteka kupfuura nhabvu, yakachipa pane hockey, uye bouncier kupfuura basketball."

Saka unotamba sei chaizvo? Huye, bubble nhabvu (kana iyo vhezheni yeEuropean, 'bubble nhabvu') yakangofanana nemutambo wako chaiwo, uine mabhonasi mapoinzi akawanikwa nekubata bhora rinofurwa nemhepo mubhodhi rako uye uchimhanya naro (uye iwe pachako) muchinangwa. Nekudaro, mamwe makambani akaita seBubbleBall, ayo ane vanopfuura gumi nevashanu vanogovera kutenderera nyika, anopawo mimwe mitambo inosanganisira bubble baseball, sumo smash (ndizvo chaizvo zvazvinonzwika senge: vatambi vaviri mumabhuru avo anodhira vachiedza kumanikidza mumwe kunze kwerin'i ), uye kunyange 'Zombieball.'

Bubble Ball Extreme, kambani yakavakirwa muRochester yakavhurwa gore rapfuura mushure memuvambi Mark Constantino aona vhidhiyo yeYouTube inonakidza yemabhora anoputika, anomhanyisa vechidiki uye vakuru bubble nhabvu nhabvu, uye inopa rendi yeboka. Sekureva kwaConstantino, anga aine vatengi vanopfuura zviuru zvisere kusvika parizvino, uye mikana yebhizinesi uye yekutsigira yanga ichiputika nguva pfupi yadarika. Pamusoro pekuwedzera kufarira kwemapoka emitambo kune yakakura cardio Workout (CrossFitters mafani mahombe, anodaro), yave zvakare yakakura co-ed yekudyidzana chiitiko, senge intramural mitambo.

Asi zvakadini nokuchengeteka? (Pashure pezvose, izvi zviri kutengeswa sechinhu chinofadza vana, chiitwa chemhuri.) Eya, sezvakaita mutambo upi noupi unobatanidza kumhanya uye zvinobvira (kana kuti chinangwa) chomutambi mumwe kudhumhana nomumwe, pane ngozi yokukuvadzwa patsoka dzako, mabvi, chiuno, pamwe nenjodzi yemakakatanwa, anodaro John Gallucci, chiremba wepanyama, chipangamazano wemishonga yemitambo, uye munyori we Soccer Injury Kudzivirira uye Kurapa.

Nekudaro, iwo mabhora ebubble ivo pachavo vanopa mwero wedziviriro wausingawane mukati, toti, mutambo werugby. Kazhinji, mabhora emabubble anogona kugadzirwa nePVS (polyvinyl chloride) kana TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane), asi Constantino anokurudzira kuenda neTPU vhezheni (mugadziri wekambani yake anoshandisa TPU chete). Izvi zvinhu zvinoshanduka-shanduka, zvinopesana nekubvaruka, uye, mumashoko ake, "kunge tangi." Mukati memabhora, unowana maharness aunopfeka sebhegi rinochengetedza maoko ako, uye anokutadzisa kudonha kana ukadonhedzwa. Uyezve, musoro wako une masendimita masere pazasi pemusoro webhuruu, uchipa chengetedzo yemutsipa pakurovera.

Nepo mamwe makambani achikubvumidza kutenga mabhora ekuti ushandise wakazvimirira (anowanikwawo paAmazon), kurenda kana kujoinha ligi kuburikidza nemakambani akaita saConstantino anovimbisa kuti une mutyairi wekuchengetedza anokudzidzisa kushandisa michina nemazvo. Dzimwe dziviriro dzakakosha idzi dzinounzwa nevashandi vekuchengetedza kumunda? Usambofa wakarova mumwe munhu kubva kumashure (zvine njodzi, uye senge munhabvu, zvakare ipfuti yakachipa), usadzikise musoro wako pane zvinokanganisa, uye kudzikamisa huwandu hwenguva yako mubhora bhora kusvika pamaminetsi mashanu akateedzana kuti usapisa kupisa pamoto zuva, Constantino anopa zano.

Kana iwe usati wanyatsogutsikana, tarisa vhidhiyo pazasi kuti uone Jimmy Fallon achiedza mutambo unofadza uchipokana naChris Pratt. Unogamuchirwa!

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