26 Mifungo Iwe Unayo Uchiri Kumhanya Marathon
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Zvemukati
1. Une izvi.
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Wakagadzirira. Ino inguva yako.
2. Ndakaona here musikana iyeye kumaOlympics?!
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Ndizvo. Ndiri kuenda kumba.
3. Hukuru, ikozvino ndavhunduka pee.
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NDANGOPEDZA maminitsi mashanu apfuura. URI KUNYEPA, NERVOUS PEE.
4. ZVIRI KUTANGA. Ok, ngatiitei izvi.
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Kutanga kusimba. Isu tiri Gucci, ngatiuraye izvi.
5. Mile 1: Mile nhamba dzacho uno! Kwangosara… .25 mamaira asara.
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Ndiri munhu anopenga here kuita izvi?
6. Maira 3: Kutendeseka iyo gel yesimba iri kunyura mudikita mubraa yangu yemitambo iri kunzwika zvirinani uye zvirinani.
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Zvakaipa here kuti ini ndatova nenzara?
7. Maira 5: Oooooh mvura! … Asi ini handidi kuti nditarise zvakare.
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Uyezve, bepa rangu rechimbuzi rekukurumidzira itsvina yakashata mubraa yangu yemitambo. Yum.
8. Kuita zvekumhanya uchinwa ndiro tarenda randisina kunyatsogona.
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Ini ndichaita izvo panguva yangu inotevera marathon… LOL sekunge kuchazove neimwe imwe.
9. Maira 7: BEYONCE RWIYO. Yas. Mambokadzi.
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Ndinouraya. Ndinouraya.
10. Mile 10: izvi zvinoshamisa.
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Chaizvoizvo chinhu chakanakisa chandati ndamboita. Ndiri munhu chaiye anopfuura munhu. Ndaigona kuita izvi zuva rose.
11. Maira 15:… pamwe kwete alllllll zuva.
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"Nguva inopfuura, zvishoma nezvishoma ..."
12. Maira 16: MAPOPU ECHEMAHARA.
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Psshh… marenti angu aisaziva kuti chii chakanaka pavakandiudza kuti ndisatore chikafu kubva kune vandisingazive.
13. Aaannnd zvino ndanamira.
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Greatttt. 10 mamwe mamaira ndichinzwa semurume weKool-Aid achangobva kukanda pandiri.
14. Pamufungo wechipiri...
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... kuichengetera gare gare?
15. Maira 18:My shamwari yake akati anenge ari mamaira 18. IE EFF IRIPI?
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Akadzika here? Kana akaramba handichataura naye zvakare. Zvapera. BFF hapachina.
16. Whooooop, hezvo! GFBF. Yakakura freaking shamwari yepamoyo.
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Ndichamuripa sei kuti ave pano kwandiri? UYE ANE ZVINODYA.
17. Mumwe munhu anofanirwa kufonera dhipatimendi remoto, nekuti ndiri kusvuta ndiri muno.
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Hellooo mhepo yechipiri.
18. ZVINONYANYA, PANE CHINONZI. NDINODZORERA: MUSASA.
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Ndiani akaisa chinosasa pano? Mumwe munhu anofanira kuvapa menduru. Chekutanga Nzvimbo kune anosasa mukomana.
19. Mira 20: Kana ndikaona imwezve chiratidzo "enda nekukurumidza", ndichaibata uye nditsike pamusoro payo.
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Murikutofamba here mukoma? Ini ndinotengesa iwe hauna kana kumbomhanya KUMI mamaira.
20. Mile 21: murikudya here madhoneti? Ihwo HUSI UTSHANZI.
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Ita-NUT idya izvo pamberi pangu! (ndinozviseka… ndiri kuseka?)
21. Maira 24: mukomana iyeye ari kuendesa doro here? Iye…eff it. Ndiri kuva nezvimwe.
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Kuzvidemba pakarepo.
22. Mire 26: HOME STRETCH. 0,2 MAERERE.
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Saka. damn. pedyo.
23. Holy $&%@ iyi ndiyo yakareba .02 mamaira yandati ndambomhanya muhupenyu hwangu hwese.
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Ndinoreva kuti zvingava zvakaipa sei ndikangobuda panze izvozvi? Chero ani akasarudza kuzviita 26.2 mamaira ane hutsinye chete.
24. Pedzisa mutsara, ndinokuona !!!! Ndiyo pizza here? Pakupera?
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Oo, kwete iyo mirage. Mwari, zvandaizoitira pizza izvozvi.
25. HELL HERE NDAKANGOITA IZVI.
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NGATITOERERANEI.
26. Ok, saka ndiani achanditakura kuenda neni kumba?
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