Matipi mashanu eiyo Smooth Enda NeMurume Wako

Zvemukati

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Pfungwa yekuputira ndiro dzako mupepanhau uye kuona yako yekutandarira ichinyura mugungwa rekuputira harina kumbobvira rave kunakidza. Iwe nemurume wako makazosvika pakunyura, ndokusaina pamutsetse une madota, mukatora makiyi maviri. Mushure memakore ekuyedza kudzvanya wadhiropu yako yese mudhirowa diki pane pad yake, yasvika nguva yekubatanidza zvinhu zvako zvakakoshesesa munzvimbo itsva. Kunyange zvisingaite kuti china chaambuya vako chichabatana nekoreji yake yekuunganidza doro mug, heano matipi mashanu ekuti upfuure nenguva yekugadzirisa uye uite "imba inotapira kumba".

1) Kupinda mukati neMukomana Wako? Kutanga kubva kuKutanga

Kuti uchengetedze hukama hwakanaka uye udzivise iyo turf war, famba uchienda kunzvimbo iri nyowani kwamuri mese. Nenzira iyi unogona kutanga kutsva sevaridzi vemba vanofara, pachinzvimbo chekumumanikidza kuti arase muunganidzwa wake wekare CD kuti uwane nzvimbo yeshangu dzako. Zviripachena Manolos trump Metallica, asi iye achakumbira kusiyana.

2) Taura NezveMari Yako uye Ita Hurongwa

Paunenge uine chivimbo kuti haazotora mari yako uye kumhanya semumwe munhu akakodzera chikamu che Jerry Springer, kana usati waroora kana kuroorwa, zvine hungwaru kuti mari dzako dzirambe dzakaparadzana. Sarudza kuti iwe uchange uchibhadhara sei rendi, girosari, gasi uye tambo kutanga. Kana mese muchiita mihoro yakafanana, munogona kupatsanura mabhiri makumi mashanu/50. Asi kana mumwe wenyu akaita zvakanyanya, ungangoda kugadzirisa yako bhiri kubhadhara zvinoenderana.

3) Ziva Tsika Dzake Dzakashata (uye Uchiri Sarudza Kugovera Yekugezera)

Nepo iye anogona kukubikira zvinonaka Pancakes Svondo mangwanani uye kuwana vacuuming oddly kurapa, kunyange Mr. Perfect ane chakavanzika maitiro akaipa iwe uchava mberi uye pakati nokuda mune yako itsva digs. Iwe hauzomboziva zvaunotarisira kana uchigara nemukomana wako kusvikira waona zvakanaka, zvakaipa uye zvakashata iwe pachako. Anofunga kuti kuunganidzira makomo enguwo pachigaro kunoshanda kupfuura kushandisa kabhodhi, kunyorera mushonga wemazino pese pakaunda nekukwesha kwese, kunosiya zvidiki zvebvudzi pasink paanoveura, uye zvinotendera zvasara kuora mufriji kusvikira vakura makumbo vobuda vobuda. Hazvina mhosva kuti chii chaanoita chinokushatirisa; mubatsire iye kushanda kugadzirisa iyo tsika iwe yaunogona kurarama pasina. Kupopota kwaari kuchamuyeuchidza chete kuti nei achifara kuti haachagari nevabereki vake futi.

Uye usaite sekushamisika zvakadaro! Usati waenda kunogara nemukomana wako, waive nemugove wako wakanaka wekurara panzvimbo yake, uye kuona kwechokwadi kuti imba yake yekugezera yakaita sei, pazuva rakaipa. Chimiro chake chekusiya chigaro chechimbuzi kumusoro ngaive nhau dzekare.

4) Dzidza Kugovana Remote ... uye Zvimwe Zvinhu

Kusangana pakati ndiyo kiyi yekunakidzwa kwemumba! Kunyangwe ari iye chaiye nyowani wako waunofarira roomie, iwe haugare uchibvumirana pamanheru TV lineup, ndeipi yekudya kwemanheru, kana ndiani mukana wake wekubvisa marara. Nepo iwe uchifunga Svondo masikati nhabvu ndeye yakazara snooze fest, iye anogutsikana kuti anorasikirwa nehuropi masero achingova mune imwechete kamuri iwe paunotarisa Makomo. Saka, bvuma kusabvumirana uye kushandura uyo anowana "yakanaka tv" uye ndiani akadzingwa muimba yekurara apo iwe unoda kuona zviratidzo zvakasiyana. Kana usina chokwadi? DVR.

Kudivi repafiripi, unogona kuona kuti mese munowana mufaro wakazara mudhishi rakarongeka uye muchigumhana pasofa kuti mutarise Glee. Kubva pakuchenesa kusvika pakubika, muhukama hune hutano, mapato ese ari maviri anofanirwa kupa uye kutora kuti asvike kune inofadza svikiro.

5) Taura kunze

Kugovera nzvimbo (uye terevhizheni) neswiti yako inongova hafu yehondo. Kana akaita chimwe chinhu chiri kukunetsa chaizvo (sekusagona kuchinja pepa remuchimbuzi), taurirana zvisati zvawedzera. Iko hakuna chakashata kupfuura kungoita kwemazuva uye wobva waburitsa hasha pane wako anowanzo clueless cohabiter.

Uye rangarira, kugara newe hakugone kugara kuri kufamba mupaka kwaari futi. Haana kujaira miromo gloss ichidurura kubva mudhirowa rega kana mabhodhoro makumi maviri akasiyana eshampoo (iyo yaasingatenderwe kushandisa) kutora shawa. Asi zvirinani iye pakupedzisira anokutenda kuti kuomesa bvudzi rako kunotora nguva yakareba kudaro.

Tsika dzakaipa dzekugezera uye kurwa kwevari kure parutivi, imi vaviri mafunga kugarisana nechikonzero. Munopindirana, ivai nehukama hwakasimba, hune hutano, uye mose munoda kuhuendesa kune chinhanho chinotevera. Uye pamwe rimwe zuva uchaenda mune chimwe chinhu chakakura kwaanogona kuve neyake yekugezera, handiti?

Chero matipi pane zvaunotarisira kana uchigara nemukomana wako? Tizivise!

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