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Mifananidzo: Leslie Goldman

Pazororo razvino muPlaya del Carmen nemurume wangu, takazvimisira cabana inotapira ine mumvuri wakavimbiswa (wakanaka paganda rangu) uye rwizi rusingaperi rweguac (kunyange zvirinani padumbu rangu). Kuzorora pamubhedha wedu wakasununguka, ini ndinozvibvumira kuti nditaure, saSavana -style, apo ini ndichiverenga magazini, ndichikwenya kuburikidza nefoni yangu, uye kurara.

Paawa imwe neimwe kana kupfuura, ndaimuka kuti ndinonyura mumvura, ndozopukuta pacheya yokutandarira muzuva. Ndakatambanudzira, maitiro eSavasana, kunze kwenzvimbo yedu yakavanzika?

handina.

Panzvimbo iyoyo, ini ndakangoerekana ndafunga Iyo Position. Munoziva zvandiri kutaura nezvazvo: Gumbo rimwe rakatambanudzwa rakati twasu, rimwe racho rakakotama zvine 45-degree angle kuita kuti chidya chiite chidiki. Musana wacho unogara-wakadaro-wakasungwa, uye imwe nhanho yekusimbisa iri kuitika mudumbu, kunyangwe hazvo pfungwa yekurara iri ku ~ relax ~. (Yakabatana: Aya Makadzi-Akanaka Vakadzi Vanokukurudzira Kuti Upfeke Bikini ine Ruvimbo)

Icho chokwadi chekuti ini ndakakundikana pane ino poi saka zvisina basa humbowo hwekuti takadzidziswa sei isu sevakadzi. Ndine makore makumi mana nemana, amai vakaroora vanofara vevasikana vaviri vadiki. Ini handina kana basa nekukwezva masutu. Ini ndiri munyori wehutano hwevakadzi nebhuku rekuvimba nemuviri pasi pebhandi rangu. Kashoma pagore, ndinoenda kumakoreji nemayunivhesiti kunopa simba, rudo-yako-chimiro hurukuro kumahoro akazara nevakadzi vechidiki. Ini handifanire kunge ndichirega izvo zvese kuti zvirembedzere panze, ndichibvumira zvidya zvangu kuti zvipararire nekupwanya pamwechete, ndichikanganwa nezve chero chimiro che abs?

Ndinofanira, asi handina.

Ini ndakanga ndisiri iye chete bhikini-akapfeka sunbather ipapo preening apo ini ndaifanirwa kunge ndanga ndichigadzika kunze. Kutarisa kwechimbichimbi kwenzvimbo yedhamu kwakaratidza kwandiri kuti vanenge vese vakadzi vaivepo vaive nekuziva kwemuviri kuri kuitika. Kuwedzera kune The Position, paiva nevakadzi vairatidza maPhones avo, vachirova mhando dzose dze inane #bikinigram poses-belly down, vakatsigira pamagokora avo, vakanyatsomira kumucheto kwedziva sezvavanofungidzira-vakatarisa munyanza; akagara akachinjika makumbo pacheya yelounge, dumbu rakasvetwa mukati, rumwe ruoko rwakabata girazi rechampagne; kupfugama, zvidya zvakazorora pamhuru, butt popped (aka "The Bambi").

Saka zvinoita sekunge isu takakamurwa kuita misasa miviri: Avo vakanzwa kuzvishupa uye avo vakanzwa kudiwa kwekukwiridzira Likes paIta. Izvo isu tese tanga takafanana: Isu taitya kungopfeka sutu yekugezesa uye, kupenga sezvazvinonzwika, kuzorora uchizorora.

Tarisa, bhikini rakaputika munzvimbo yegungwa makore makumi manomwe nemakore apfuura, uye vakadzi vanga vachisveta mudumbu kubva ipapo. Ndine chokwadi chekuti mugadziri anga asiri kuyedza kugadzira mamwe mabasa evakadzi, asi ongororo inoratidza kuti kunyangwe kungofungidzira kuyedza nesutu yekugezesa kunoita kuti vakadzi vanzwe zvakanyanya pamusoro pemiviri yavo. (Yakabatana: Amai ava Vakauya kune Kukosha Kwakanakisisa Mushure mekuyedza PaBikinis neMwanasikana Wake)

Kugadzirira zororo kazhinji kunosanganisira kukwidziridzwa mukushanda. kutsvuka kusina zuva kuitira kuti usazonyanya kucheneruka paZuva 1; rwendo kune salon iri waxing; a no-chip mani / pedi; uye rondedzero inoenderera ichienderera. Anenge svondo rega rega, vashambadziri vanonditumira nyaya dze "bikini season" dzine mitsara isina musoro se "Tip-Top Tush Booty Facial," "Shandura Outtie Yako kune Innie muMaminitsi gumi nemashanu," uye "Nzira Dzisingapindire Kuita Kuti Mazamu Ako Awedzere Kunaka. Bikini Mwaka."

Hechino chinhu: Isu hatidi anesthesia yemuno kana mafuta ekuchinjisa ekurovera kumahombekombe. Hapana chaizvo ane hanya kana uine "Tunnel yeToblerone" -yakaita nzvimbo yakaita mativi matatu iyo inofanirwa kunge inofanirwa kuoneka panosangana zvidya zvemukati zvemukadzi zvinosangana nekajena kake - nekuti vese vakasununguka pamusoro pevamwe vanhu vachitonga ivo. (Zvakare, maSwitzerland chokoreti mabhawa anopinda mumuromo mako, kwete pakati pemakumbo ako-wedzera izvo kune izvo runyorwa rwezvinhu zvausingafanire kuisa padyo nemukadzi wako.)

Zvakare, pikicha yega yega yaunoona pasocial inofungidzirwa kana kunyepa, zvakadaro. Amsterdam-based fitness model Imre Çeçen akamupa vateveri ve328,000+ Insta jolt inonakidza yezvakanaka munaJune wegore rapfuura paakatumira mufananidzo unoratidza mapikicha-ne-padivi mafoto ake akarembera tsoka dzake mudziva. Mumufananidzo uri kuruboshwe, wakanyorwa kuti, "INSTAGRAM," Çeçen ane imbwa dzinopisa makumbo, gumbo rehudyu, uye nemhando yedumbu rakadzika-nyangwe-kana-rinotsvedza iro rinoshora chimiro chevanhu. Mumufananidzo uri kurudyi, wakanyorwa kuti, "CHOKWADI," akabvumidza makumbo ake kuzorora kuitira kuti zvidya zvake zvipararire senge chaiko nyama-uye-pfupa nhengo dzemuviri, kwete zvakavharwa zvigadzirwa zve nyama. Dumbu rake harichina concave, #becausebreathing. Anokwikwidza Ironman Chi Pham akatumira yakafanana keepin'-it-chaiyo pooside chidya pikicha, zvakanyanya kune zororo rakasununguka revateveri vake 178,000 Instagram.

Kuedza kutora pikicha yechidya yembwa inopisa yakapotsa yapa Çeçen hernia, akaseka, nekuti "aifanira kukwenya musana wangu seanopenga, akasimudza makumbo angu (basa rakakomba raibatanidzwa) uye aifanira kugara pamucheto pedziva iro. zvakaita kuti ndipotsa ndadonha. Tose kamera yangu neni [takapotsa] tanyura mukusuwa kweinsta perfection."

Zvechokwadi, izvozvo zvinonzwika senzira inoodza mwoyo yokufa. Ngatimbomirai kuyedza kutarisa imwe nzira munharembozha yedu totarisa manzwire anoita zuva paganda redu, kunaka kwekutanga sip yechinwiwa chako chinotonhora chesarudzo. Nguva inotevera paunozviwana wava muhembe dzokugezera pazere vanhu, zvishingise kuti urege kungwarira. Kupenga kuti isu tinotofanira kufunga nenzira iyi, asi edza kusapeta gumbo rako, kana zvirinani asi usagare zvine hungwaru zvachose. Usazvishambidza nekuti hauna gwanza rechidya kana pahudyu. Nyika inoshushikana zvakakwana sezvazviri mazuva ano, saka isu hatingangofariri chokwadi chekuti isu tine rombo rakanaka rekuva nejecha pakati pezvigunwe zvedu pasina kunetseka kana mutambo wedu we pedicure wakasimba? Pamibhedha yedu yerufu, hapana kana mumwe wedu achange achishuva kuti zvidya zvedu zvakawonda padziva, asi tinoshuva kuti dai takatora nguva yakawanda kuzorora ... uye kunakidzwa pachedu tichizviita.

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