Kanganwa Cavemen, Zvino Munhu wese Ari Kudya Sewolfwolf

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Pandakafunga kuti ndazvinzwa zvese, chimwe chikafu chinoonekwa pane radar yangu. Ino nguva ndiko kudya kwemawolf, zvakare unoziva sekudya kwemwedzi. Uye zvechokwadi yave yakakurumbira nekuti kunofungidzirwa kuti kune vane mukurumbira varikuitevera, kusanganisira Demi Moore uye Madonna.

Ichi ndicho chibvumirano: Pane chaizvo zvirongwa zviviri zvekudya kune avo vanoda kuderedza uremu. Yokutanga inonzi yakakosha mwedzi chirongwa chekudya, uye inoumbwa nenguva yekutsanya kwemaawa makumi maviri nemana umo zvinwiwa chete, senge mvura nemuto, zvinoshandiswa. Maererano neMoon Connection, webhusaiti inotsigira kudya uku, mwedzi unokanganisa mvura mumuviri wako, saka nguva yekutsanya kwako yakakosha uye inofanira kuitika chaizvo-pachipiri-kana mwedzi mutsva kana mwedzi wakakwana. Zvakare pane ino saiti, iwe unogona kurasikirwa anosvika matanhatu mapaundi mune imwechete 24-awa nguva. Sezvo iwe uchingove uchitsanya kamwe chete pamwedzi, chaizvo hapana chakaipa chakaitwa. Iwe unodzora huremu hwemvura asi pamwe ungazowana zvakare nekukasira. [Tita izvi chokwadi!]

Chechipiri chirongwa chekudya chirongwa chakawedzerwa chekudya kwemwedzi. Mune iyi vhezheni, ese matanho emwedzi akafukidzwa: kuzara kwemwedzi, kupera kwemwedzi, kuwedzera mwedzi, uye mwedzi mutsva. Munguva yechikamu chemwedzi wakazara uye mutsva, kutsanya kwemaawa makumi maviri nemana kunokurudzirwa zvakafanana nehurongwa hwekutanga. Munguva yemwedzi unopera, munhu anogona kudya zvokudya zvakasimba, asi nemagirazi masere emvura pazuva kuti "akurudzire detoxification." Zvino panguva yekupera kwemwedzi, iwe unodya "zvishoma pane zvakajairwa" usingaziye nzara iwe uye unorayirwa kuti usazodya mushure mechitanhatu masikati, apo "mwenje wemwedzi unonyatso kuoneka." Nechirongwa ichi unenge uchitsanya zvakanyanya uye nekudaro uchizviisa panjodzi yemhedzisiro senge kuneta, kusagadzikana, uye dzungu, pamusoro pekukanganisa zvakanyanya pahupenyu hwako hwemagariro. (Kusadya mushure me6? Handifungi kuti zvingashanda kune vakawanda.)

Ndine matambudziko mazhinji nekudya uku, asi nyaya huru ndeyekuti hapana humbowo hwesainzi hwakakwana hunotsigira chirevo chekuti miviri yedu inoda chirongwa che detox kana kuchenesa. Tine itsvo, izvo zvinongobvisa tsvina kubva kumiviri yedu maawa makumi maviri nemana pazuva, mazuva manomwe pasvondo pasina kudiwa kwekutsanya kwemvura. Uye zvakare, handina kuwana chero tsvakiridzo yekutsigira hukama pakati pekarenda yemwedzi nemvura yedu yemuviri.

Kwandiri, ichi chingori chimwe chikafu chemafashoni chinotadzisa macalorie. Chero kurasikirwa kwehuremu kungangove kwechinguvana nekuda kwekuomerwa nekunamatira nechirongwa ichi, pamwe nekuti chero mapaundi akarasika angangoita uremu hwemvura, iyo inokurumidza kudzoserwa kana wadzokera kune zvakajairika kudya. Ngatisiyei chikafu ichi kune vane mukurumbira-kana zviri nani zvakadaro, mawarewolfs. Vamwe vose vanofanira kuziva zviri nani.

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