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Zvemukati

• 1. Me: Chuck E. Cheese haina kuvhurwa, mudiwa.
  Mwanasikana: Saka nei paine mota mujenya?
  Me: Iwo marobhoti anogona kunge ane bhendi maitiro.
• 2. Suwiti iya yakaora, zvisinei nezvamakandionera ndichidya.
• 3. Iyo "elf goblins" iri kutarisa. Asi, ndizvo chaizvo? Nekuti izvozvi Ndiri kutya.
• 4. Makomo akareba kudaro nekuti vari kuyedza kutiza kubva kurira kwevana vakaipa kumashure.
• 5. Ukabata zvinhu zviri pasherufu pamagirosa, utachiona hunokuruma nekudya zvinovaka muviri.
• 6. Pfeka chero chaunoda kuchechi. Hapana munhu achakutonga!
• 7. Hapana chinhu mugungwa chinokukuvadza iwe.
• 8. Mese makura zvino!
• 9. Vana vasingageze vanogezeswa vanopihwa varoyi semubhadharo wekudzingwa kwavo munharaunda.
• 10. Vakatora marobhoti akanakisa eChuck E. Cheese ndokugadzira One Direction.
• 11. Hakuna shopu inonzi Justice. Uri kufunga vedare. Uye kwete, hatigone kuendako.
• 12. My Little Pony is a very dangerous cult.
• 13. * Kudhonza muMcDonald's drive-thru * Ichi chinhu chenguva imwe chete, vana!
• 14. Imwe nguva handina kuita basa rangu rechikoro, uye mudzidzisi akaita kuti ndiite rwiyo rwemurume-mumwe rwe "Annie Tora Pfuti Yako" pamberi pechikoro chose.
• 15. Matambiro echikoro akanyanyisa kunakidza, uye haatombokanganisa chimiro chako chekuzivikanwa.
• 16. Hatibvumirwi kuenda kuzororo mukati memakore asinganzwisisike.
• 17. Vakashandura mutemo wezororo kunyangwe makore… handinei nekuti shamwari yako yepamwoyo iri kuenda kupi!
• 18. Bhendi rangu ndoda akazviita.
• 19. Imbwa dzemahara dzinodhura kwatiri.
• 20. Dora akadzingwa basa nekuda kwekutsvaga kutsvaga. Ndinoziva, ndakashamisika, futi.
• 21. Zviroto ita zviitike!

1. Me: Chuck E. Cheese haina kuvhurwa, mudiwa.
Mwanasikana: Saka nei paine mota mujenya?
Me: Iwo marobhoti anogona kunge ane bhendi maitiro.

2. Suwiti iya yakaora, zvisinei nezvamakandionera ndichidya.

3. Iyo "elf goblins" iri kutarisa. Asi, ndizvo chaizvo? Nekuti izvozvi Ndiri kutya.

4. Makomo akareba kudaro nekuti vari kuyedza kutiza kubva kurira kwevana vakaipa kumashure.

5. Ukabata zvinhu zviri pasherufu pamagirosa, utachiona hunokuruma nekudya zvinovaka muviri.

6. Pfeka chero chaunoda kuchechi. Hapana munhu achakutonga!

7. Hapana chinhu mugungwa chinokukuvadza iwe.

8. Mese makura zvino!

9. Vana vasingageze vanogezeswa vanopihwa varoyi semubhadharo wekudzingwa kwavo munharaunda.

10. Vakatora marobhoti akanakisa eChuck E. Cheese ndokugadzira One Direction.

11. Hakuna shopu inonzi Justice. Uri kufunga vedare. Uye kwete, hatigone kuendako.

12. My Little Pony is a very dangerous cult.

13. * Kudhonza muMcDonald's drive-thru * Ichi chinhu chenguva imwe chete, vana!

14. Imwe nguva handina kuita basa rangu rechikoro, uye mudzidzisi akaita kuti ndiite rwiyo rwemurume-mumwe rwe "Annie Tora Pfuti Yako" pamberi pechikoro chose.

15. Matambiro echikoro akanyanyisa kunakidza, uye haatombokanganisa chimiro chako chekuzivikanwa.

16. Hatibvumirwi kuenda kuzororo mukati memakore asinganzwisisike.

17. Vakashandura mutemo wezororo kunyangwe makore… handinei nekuti shamwari yako yepamwoyo iri kuenda kupi!

18. Bhendi rangu ndoda akazviita.

19. Imbwa dzemahara dzinodhura kwatiri.

20. Dora akadzingwa basa nekuda kwekutsvaga kutsvaga. Ndinoziva, ndakashamisika, futi.

21. Zviroto ita zviitike!

Patrick mutambi uye munyori anobva kuHouston, Texas. Akaburitswa mumagazini akawanda uye mawebhusaiti uye akasarudzwa kune ese ari maviri mabhuku uye emitambo mibairo.