13 Nzira dzeKutora Chiremba Kuti Akutore (Zvakanyanya, Zvakanyanya) Zvakanyanya Paunenge Uchirwadziwa

Une chokwadi here kuti hausi kunyepa, zvakadaro?

Maitiro atinoona maumbirwo epasi rose atinosarudza kuva - {textend} uye kugovana zviitiko zvinomanikidza zvinogona kuumba nzira yatinoitirana nayo, kuti ive nani. Aya maonero akasimba.

Ngatitii wanga uchirwadziwa nemarwadzo kwekanguva, pamwe makore.

Kufunga, kunogara kwakangwara, kuti kugara uchirwadziwa kwemwedzi pakupera hakuna kujairika, enda kuna chiremba wako. Anoraira basa reropa uye pamwe X-ray kana sonogram. Mhedzisiro yese inodzoka yakajairwa, saka chiremba wako anodzinga zvinokunetsa.

Pamwe anokupa mhosva yekutsvaga zvinodhaka, nekuti vanhu chete vane marwadzo "chaiwo" vari kufa kana kunyepa.

Ndinoiwana. Zvakanditorera makore makumi matatu nemaviri kuti ndiwane chiremba kuti atore marwadzo angu zvakanyanya - {textend} uye kuti ndionekwe kuti ndine hutachiona hunobatanidza hutachiona hwandakaberekwa nahwo pasina chiremba akamboona zviratidzo zvangu zviri pachena zve, huropi.

Ini handidi kuti iwe umirire makumi emakore kuti uwane mhinduro, zvakadaro. Saka heano mamwe ehunyanzvi akarongedzwa matipi uye manomano ekuti chiremba wako akuteerere, tora kurwadziwa kwako zvakanyanya, uye - {textend} gee-whiz-gosh-golly! - {textend} pamwe kunyange rubatsiro.

1. Iti "Ndiri kurwadziwa." Urege kufuratirwa kana kudzingwa, nekuti hazvigone kuve zvakaipa. Siya nemuswe wako pakati pemakumbo ako, iwe wascally wabbit.

2. Iti "Ndiri kurwadziwa zvakanyanya." Panguva ino chiremba wako achapindura! Neziso rakapetwa. Inoteverwa neyekuyeuchidza kuti rako rese basa reropa harina kunaka uye hausi "kuratidzika kurwara." Siya muhofisi yechiremba, iwe unokatyamadza, iwe!

3. Pfeka bhatani rinoti, "Shamwari chiyeuchidzo: Ndiri kurwadziwa." Pinira pahembe yako inoti, "HERE ZVAKAIPA ZVAKANYAYA, DOC." Ita shuwa kuti anotarisa pahuro pako saka paunoburitsa rurimi rwako ndokuti "ah," anozoona runyorwa rwako runyorwa runyorwa runoti: "WAKAPINDA."

4. Uyai nemuchina we polygraph kumusangano wenyu unotevera. Ita shuwa kuti wakasungirirwa pairi kana iwe uchiyeuchidza yako doc kuti iwe uri mukukutu, kurwadziwa kwezuva nezuva. Iye achabvuma kuti nepo muchina uchiti hausi kunyepa, yako inishuwarenzi haivhare polygraph bvunzo, uye nekudaro, haakwanise kutora mhedzisiro mukufunga paunenge uchisarudza chirongwa chako chekurapa, iri yoga.

5. Kana chiremba wako achikurudzira yoga, nyatsomuudza kuti kurwadziwa kwako kwakanyanya uye haugone kuita iyo yoga. Nekudaro, dai aigona kungobatsira nekuwanda kwejojo ​​nemhasuru zvakatekeshera, zvishoma nezvishoma zvichikunetesa nekuwedzera vhiki rega rega - {textend} kuti angave marapiro epanyama here kana kuti marwadzo ekurapa kana nyanzvi kana kungoziva, unoziva - { textend} iwe unovimbisa kutora iyo yoga kirasi.

6. Nyora gwaro rinodaidzwa kuti “A 30 Second Primer on Basic Human Decency” wobva watumira tsamba kuna chiremba wako pasingazivikanwe vhiki usati wasarudzwa.Haazoiverenga - {textend} ndiko kubata-makumi maviri nemaviri kwehunhu hwekutanga.

7. Tora maoko ako pamusoro pechiedza chemwenje. Cheka maviri matsvuku akanzwa madenderedzwa uye uasone iwo pamusoro peyero uye mwenje mwenje. Kana yave nguva yekugadzwa kwako kunotevera, ndikupe izvozvi nguvo yako yekurwadziwa. Chiremba anozotora koshitomu yako yemarambi matsvuku matatu otanga kubvunza "Sei?" Apa ndipo paunopinda mukati ne, "Sei vese vari magetsi ekumira? Ndinofara iwe wakabvunza! Saka UNOMIRA kuregeredza kurwadziwa kwangu. ”

Uya necorgi yako yekunzwira tsitsi nekuti mwana uya ane hungwaru ane maziso mahombe shava anogona kuita chero munhu kumuitira chero chinhu, kusvika uye kusanganisira kukurudzira vanachiremba kuti vatore marwadzo amai vake zvakanyanya. Kana iwe usina corgi, unogona kukwereta yangu.

9. Pfeka seye clown. Chema, chema misodzi yako yakakura, inosuruvara yemisodzi. "Doc," iwe unozokumbirisa, "ivo vanoti ma clown anongochema muchivande. Asi nditarise enda! ” Chiremba wako achakuongorora ne "Garwe Kubvarura-Itis" uye anogona kukupa kutumirwa kwepfungwa usati wakurasa zviri pamutemo kubva pane zvaanoita. Husiku ihwohwo uchabhenekera pachigaro chako chakazunguzika, uchiri wakapfeka jasi rako, uchigunun'una wega paunenge uchiedza kufunga kuti zvakanganisa kupi, "Asi ... munhu wese anoda chiseko."

10. Chiokomuhomwe mushonga usingadzokeri shure! Chiremba wako anogona kunge akapfuma nemari, asi iwe wakapfuma mukurwadziwa! Mubike keke rekurwadziwa. Kana tora imwe yeaya matsva buzzers ako epuraimari vadzidzisi vakavenga uye kumukatyamadza iye kana achikwazisa ruoko rwako. Paanodanidzira, tsanangura, “Zvino unoziva manzwiro andinoita! Ngatitaurei zvekugadzirisa marwadzo. ”

11. Tora mumwe wako kana shamwari kuti iuye newe akapfeka hembe yakachinjwa "Ndine Benzi" saka inoti, "Ndine Mumwe Wangu Wandinoda Ari Kutambura uye Ndinoda Iwe Kuti Umuteerere Uye Murege Kumugadzira Upenyu Hwakaoma. ” Ita shuwa kuti vanozvimisa pachavo kuti museve unongedze kwauri.

12. Enda kuchikoro chekurapa uye uve chiremba, tsvaga kunobva kurwadziwa kwako, kurapa nekutsamwa, kutsva, kumukira, kurapwa kweNobel Prize-kukunda. Iwe hausati warwadziwa-asi, asi usarase pfungwa! Ita shuwa kuti iwe unozvizora kumeso kwachiremba wako uye usambofa wakakanganwa kuti iwe hauna kuita izvi zvese kurapa marwadzo ako, asi kumurwadzisa.

13. Kufa pamberi pachiremba wako, nezvigunwe zvakayambuka (kuwedzera mikana yekukumutsazve). Ukasafa, achatoti wanga uchiwedzeredza.

Kana iwe ukafa, makorokoto! Kurwadziwa kwako kwanga kuri kwechokwadi, wanga uchirwara zvakanyanya, uye munhu wese akakupokana ane urombo. Tinokuda iwe kubudirira kwakawanda mushure mekufa.

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