Mutengo Werufu: Mabhokisi, Zvipenga, uye Zviyeuchidzo Zvakakosha

Zvemukati

• Biology 101 mubhadharo
• Mutengo wematengo panzvimbo yekutengesa bhokisi
• Iko kukosha kwendangariro uye nemubhadharo wekuchema
• Kubhadhara mutengo wekusiya mabhawa tabo akavhurwa Chipiri
• Estate sale chiyero pepa: Gadzira bhuru, rasa relic
• Kuyeuka zuva rambuya rekufa naFreda makuki
• Iko kukosha kwezvidzidzo zvehupenyu hwehupenyu
• Kubhadhara rusununguko rwakazara
• Kuchengetedza neCostco waini madhiri erufu-iagon mapikicha

Iyo yemanzwiro uye yemari mari yekurasikirwa nemubereki.

Rumwe Rutivi Rwekushungurudzika akateedzana nezve simba-rinoshandura simba rekurasikirwa. Idzi nyaya dzine simba dzekutanga-dzevanhu dzinoongorora zvikonzero zvakawanda nenzira dzatinosangana nadzo nekusuwa uye kufamba nenzira itsva.

Zvakadii kufa? Inenge $ 15,000.

Zvirinani pakafa gogo vangu - mukadzi akandirera - zvakadhura zvakanyanya kumariro.

Pandakavhura kiredhiti kadhi nemuganhu wemadhora zviuru makumi maviri mumakore akatevera, zvakanzwa zvakanaka kuziva kuti ndaigona kubhadhara mariro pakudonhedza ngowani. Ini ndaive ndiri in control in just in case. Nekuti ndakadzidza naambuya kuti "zvingangoitika" zvinogona kuitika pakati pekutaura goodnight musi weSvondo nekumira mushure mebasa neMuvhuro.

Chikamu chakaomesesa cherufu kurasikirwa nemunhu waunoda. Asi ipapo unorohwa nemafungu emitengo, uye kwete chete kumariro kana kugamuchirwa.

Makore mana kubva kufa kwaambuya, ndabhadhara yakawanda yezvikwereti zvangu. Asi vamwe vachiri kuwedzera kufarira.

Ndiri kugovera zvimwe zvemitengo yangu - yemanzwiro neyemari - mune tarisiro iwe yaunogona kugadzirira, sezvo vazhinji vedu ticharasikirwa nemumwe munhu watinoda kana kamwe chete.

Biology 101 mubhadharo

Kuva wekupedzisira kumuona asi usingazive kutaura zvakanaka zvakanaka zvinorwadza. Kuva munhu wekutanga kumuwana afa kwaityisa.

Handimbofi ndakakanganwa simbi clang yegurney - yegurney rake - paakafa. Ivo vaitosanganisira mutsago wemusoro wake. Zvemhuri, zviri pachena.

Apo vafundisi vakauya nokuda kworwendo rwokupedzisira rwokufara kwambuya, taishandisa machira okuvata nawo pasi. Kunyangwe iyo inopenya yeyero pallor yechiso chake, iwo asingafarire musoro mabobs, akasiyana kunzwa yemuviri wakafa mumhepo, takaita zvese zvatinogona kuti tive vanyoro, sekunge iye aingove akarara.

Ndakaedza kusundidzira iro zuva kubva mundangariro dzangu mumakore anouya apo ini ndaisunga ngetani uye ndichinwa kudzvinyirira yangu yega irikuburitsa biology.

Mutengo wematengo panzvimbo yekutengesa bhokisi

Iwe waifunga kuti kutenga bhokisi kungave nyore. Hazvina kuita senge zvine basa, handiti? Ichave tsoka nhanhatu pasi payo zvisinei kuti unozvicheka nenzira ipi uye unongotarisa kweawa kana maviri, misoro.

Asi zvaive sekutenga mota - uye ini handitotyairi. Iye mutengesi aive akagadzirira nzvimbo yake, chifukidziro chake chetsitsi chakavhara chishuwo chakasimba chekusimudza sezvo vanababamunini vangu neni takaongorora mabhokisi mumakamuri madiki e grey.

Mamwe mabhokisi aive akakura uye akadzika mahogany, zvidimbu zvinoshamisa zvandaisagona kufunga asi zvaizoita kuwedzera kwakanakisa kuimba yegungwa. Vamwe vakadzora rukudzo asi vachiri nechinguva chidiki kwavari.

Uye ipapo paive pasina-frills paini bhokisi. Hapana zvinyengeri, hapana hunyengeri. Ingori bhokisi repine. Mitsara yakapusa uye yakajeka, inodziya-huni huni.

Uye chikamu chetsika yedu yechiJuda. Mutemo wechiJuda unoti vakafa ngavadzokere kuivhu, uye mabhokisi emiti akaita sepine anoora muvhu. Kuhwina.

Paunomanikidzwa kusarudza kusarudza mubhedha wekupedzisira wemudiwa wako, enda nezvamunoziva. Zvichengete zviri nyore - uye zvinodhura.

Iko kukosha kwendangariro uye nemubhadharo wekuchema

Mariro aive paSvondo Svondo, iyo yaive zvakare imwe kunze kwa4 / 20. Ndakaziva kuti Ambuya must’ve liked that.

Ndakawana mbanje yake kune rimwe ramazuva ake ekuzvarwa kuti imubatsire kubata chirwere chake cheArthritis chakakomba, kuchizadza muhombodo yemavhithamini evakadzi. Imwe yenguva shoma dzataiputa, takakwidziridzwa uye ndikanyora paFacebook pamadziro, "Hi!" Takachema tichiseka kwemaminitsi makumi matatu akanaka.

Chandaizomupa kumushanyira futi, kuenda kumba. Pandinovhara maziso angu, ndinozviona. Ndinoziva kwese kutendeuka uye masitepisi akadzika. Ndinoyeuka kunhuwirira kwepefiyumu yake, yemashampoo ake anodakadza. Taizobatwa nehope tichiona "Forensic Files" uye "Snapped" mumubhedha wake mukuru weCalifornia mambo uyo aive nemetiresi yakanyatsogadzikana.

Izvo zvandaizopa kuti ndinzwe ndiri pamba zvakare, kumwe kunhu, chero kupi, kuti ndibvise kunetseka kunetseka kwekushamiswa nemutumbi wake. Ndiri kuda kubvisa aya maroto kubva kubhiri rangu rese.

Izvo ini, mwana asina vabereki, zvandaizopa - kubhadhara - kuve mune yedu
kumba.

Ndinoziva kuti ndaive muzukuru kwaye waigara uchidada neni. Ndinoziva yaive nguva yekuenda. Asi ndakusuwa zvikuru.

Ndinoshuva dai waigona kundiona izvozvi nebasa guru-remusikana muguta. Kuti iwe uone imba yangu yakanakisa, denderedzwa rerutsigiro randakakohwa, kuziva kuti ndakarega kuputa. Taiita makuhwa nekuseka usiku hwese.

Kubhadhara mutengo wekusiya mabhawa tabo akavhurwa Chipiri

Pamusi wekutanga wekufa kwaambuya Freda, ndakaenda kubhawa rekunyudza rakanakisa mutaundi rangu. Zvinwiwa zvakachipa, kusvuta kunotenderwa, uye hapana anotonga kana wakadhakwa nguva dza5 dzisati dzasvika.

Iko hakuna chinhu senge kupurasitwa pane rufu-iversary.

Hapana chakakosha - kwete iro rakavhurika tebhu, kunhuwa kweMarlboros pahembe dzako, kana kuruzhinji, yakazara-muviri sobs uye zvisingaenderane rants. Kana chokwadi chiri Chipiri chete uye iwe uchabhadhara kwenguva ino neakasarudzika hangover.

Ndakafarira kuzvida musi wekufa kwake. Ini ndaifanira zuva iri rimwe chete kuti ndicheme zvakanyanya, kuve ndakasununguka.

Estate sale chiyero pepa: Gadzira bhuru, rasa relic

Kutarisa vausingazive vachichera mukati mezvinhu zvaambuya, zvese zvakakosha uye kwete, kwaive kunetseka-gut. Vanhu vanosarudza sei zvekutenga zvakatwasuka kumusoro uye kuchinjanisa?

Iwe unofunga kuti yake yakanaka china ingabatwa kudaro. Izvo mumwe munhu vangade hembe dzake - kubva kuNordstrom, kwete zvishoma!

Panzvimbo iyoyo, vanhu vaimanikidza nekutora pamusoro pemakonki uye zvishongo, vakamhanyira kubvuta kushongedzwa kwegadheni, uye vakasiya tsoka dzakasviba pakapeti chena. Asi ini ndaivewo ndakangopararira.

Zvandakachengeta zvinoenderera mberi
ndinetseke. Ini handikwanise kukanda kunze iyo yakaoma miromo yemuromo yakasara muzvikwama, a
kucheka mapepanhau Ndinoziva kuti Ambuya vakaramba vachinyeya nezvazvo, dzakashatiswa hembe.

Ndichiri kuzvinetsa kuti ndakapotsa ndatengesa danda retsoka chetsoka chave chiri mumhuri kwezvizvarwa nemari inoyera $ 3. Handimbofa ndakazvibvisa. Gehena, ndaizobhadhara mazana emadhora kuti ndichengete.

Zvakadaro, nepakati pezuva rechipiri rekutengesa kwemazuva matatu, isu takatokumbira vanhu kuti vatore zvinhu. Takapedzerwa mupfungwa.

Kuyeuka zuva rambuya rekufa naFreda makuki

Kune yake yechipiri kufa-iversary, ndakafunga kuti ndaida shuga. So, ndakaenda kwaambuya vanofarira dhiri ndikatenga magourmet cookies.

Ini ndaishanda kucrecheche panguva iyoyo. Nomuzvarirwo, mwana mudiki akaona makuki, achibvunza kuti ndevei - raive zuva rekuzvarwa remumwe munhu? Ndakanga ndisiri mumamiriro ekutsanangura kusuruvara kwandakaita gogo vangu vafa, saka ndakapindura, "Vakakosha mbuya Freda makuki!"

Kunyangwe ava vane makore matatu-ekuberekwa vaigona kunzwa kurwadziwa kwangu kana kuti kana vaifara nekushamisika kwekutapira kweshuga, vana vese vakatanga kuimba, "Freda makuki! Freda makuki! Tinoda Mbuya Freda! ”

Ndakachema chose.

Iko kukosha kwezvidzidzo zvehupenyu hwehupenyu

Kunyora obituary ibasa rakaoma kupfuura zvaunogona kufunga. Hupenyu hwese hungapfupikiswa sei nenzira inonzwisisika, yakabatana? Mushure mezvose, yaive ingangoita mapfumbamwe madhora ekuisa obit… pamutsetse.

Ini ndataura izvo zvinhu zvakakura: imbwa yake, penchant yekunonoka-husiku chats, uye tsika yekugamuchira Thanksgivings. Ini ndaifanira kupedzisa nemantra yaakatanga kudzokorora mumakore ake ekupedzisira ehupenyu paakarwa nekurwadziwa kwakanyanya kusingaperi: "Hupenyu hausi hwevaroora."

Ndinozvidemba kusawana icho chakatemerwa padombo rake repamusoro. Asi, unoti, "Mwanasikana anodikanwa, amai, naambuya."

Usandibata zvisirizvo. Iri ibwe rakanaka remusoro, regal uye glittery. Asi nei uchiyeuka mamiriro? Anogara ari ambuya vangu.

Ini ndoda kupembera nekuchema maburi akasara: kuseka kwake,
ane hasha, nezvaaimiririra.

Kubhadhara rusununguko rwakazara

Ndakachema ndiri panze pechitoro cheAT & T ndisati ndapinda mukati kuti nditsime account yaambuya. Pana makumi maviri nemana, ndinenge ndichibhadhara yangu yega mbozha nhare kekutanga muhupenyu hwangu.

Ini ndaizokwanisa kuibhajeta. Asi yakawana imwe mari yekumurasa.

Ini ndaifanira kutiza baba vangu kuna 14. Amai vangu havapo pamufananidzo. Ambuya vakafa ndiine makore makumi maviri nemana. Ndaingova nemusha wakachengeteka kwemakore gumi.

Ikozvino, ini handisi kungova nebasa remabhiri angu ese nguva dzese. Ndine mhosva yesarudzo yega yega pasina kutungamirirwa. Zviri kwandiri kusarudza zvandichaita kuzororo rega rega. Nhau dzakanaka dzinotumirwa kune vanhu vashoma.

Kune rusununguko runodhakisa mune izvi, chokwadi. Kwete zvakare kunetseka izvo chero muchengeti achati.Ini ndinogona kuita chero chandinoda, nguva dzese! Hapana mhosva!

Asi o, ndakashuva sei kuda kuita ruzha sevamwe vanhu nezve "kuva" kuenda kumba kwekushanya kana kudzikira mapato sezvo iri Zuva raamai.

Kuchengetedza neCostco waini madhiri erufu-iagon mapikicha

Ndaizoedza kushanyira Ambuya vhiki rega rega mushure mekunge ndabuda, ingave yaive vhiki yevhiki yese hangout kana gomba rekumira ndichienda kumba. Zvaive zvakamunakira iye seni.

Saka, sezvazviri, ndakaedza kuramba tichimushanyira mushure mekufa kwake.

Kwangori vhiki mushure mekuvigwa kwake, ndakatora chitima kuenda naye kumakuva, burrito muhombodo yangu. Ndakanga ndakatsunga kuva nepikiniki uye kunakidzwa nokuva navo.

Zvakatora mamwe makore akati wandei kuti awane chishuwo chekuenda kupikiniki paguva rake zvakare. Nguva yakatevera pandakaita, ndakauya neshamwari, masangweji, newaini. Ambuya vaida waini yavo uye nemusi wakanaka wemasikati.

Takava nenguva yakanaka, tichipedzisa bhodhoro rewhite uye kusiya Pinot Noir kuna Ambuya. Kubva ipapo, yave tsika yekusiya bhodhoro risina kuvhurika padivi pemaruva mwedzi wega wega kana zvakadaro.

Ndiri kuyedza kuita kugovana nyaya dzangu pamusoro paMbuya Freda neshungu dzangu tsika, tsika. Kune kunyaradzwa mukugovana zvikwereti zvedu zverufu pamwe chete kuti isu tese tifarire hupenyu hwevadiwa vedu uye kupora.

Kutarisana nemutengo wekufa kungasanatsirika, asi zvinova nyore.

Unoda kuverenga dzimwe nyaya kubva kuvanhu vanofamba nenzira nyowani sezvavanosangana nezvisingatarisirwe, zvinoshandura hupenyu, uye dzimwe nguva nguva yekusuwa? Tarisa uone yakazara yakazara pano.

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