Ndakaita Maekisesaizi SeMermaid uye Zvechokwadi Handina Kuzvivenga

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Yakanga iri nguva yandakamedza gugi remvura yedziva kuti ndakaona kuti ndingave ndisina nguva yangu yeAriel. Mudziva raipisa nezuva-asi-raitonhorera-kuSan Diego zuva, ndakarova-rovana nevamwe vakadzi vanomwe vakapfeka miswe yehove mukirasi yeHotel Del Coronado's mermaid fitness. Bvudzi rangu, iro randakanga ndakanyora mumafungu egungwa kuti riite mermaid mhedzisiro, raidonha rakanyorova uye rakakomberedzwa nemusoro wangu. Ini ndaitarisira kuve nenyasha saArieri, asi pachinzvimbo chazvo ndaive ndichitenderera senge boka riri kufemera mweya padoko.

Ini ndinoshanda kunze nguva dzose uye ndichikura ndakatarisa zvangu Mermaid Mudiki VHS kusvikira iyo tepi yakapfeka yakatetepa. Saka pandakanzwa nezve hotera Del Coronado's mermaid fitness kirasi ($ 25 yevashanyi; $ 10 yenhengo dzeDel), ini had kusaina. Yakatangwa zhizha rapfuura, pakarepo yakapfura kuchimiro chechitendero, nevakadzi vachinyoresa mwedzi mitatu pamberi peChishanu neMugovera makirasi emangwanani. Iyo yemaminetsi makumi mana nemasere splashfest yakagadzirirwa kugadzirisa gogo yemvura maekisesaizi ekiriniki yemamirioni ane fusion yekushambira, yepakati, cardio, uye simba rekudzidzisa iro riri kutonetsa zvakakwana kuti urwadziwe zuva rinotevera. (PS Mermaid Toast Ndiyo Itsva Inopenga Yakanaka Yekudya Kwekudya Kwekudya Kwemangwanani Kwaunofanirwa Kuedza.)

Sezvo isu pese pataitora miswe yedu kubva padanda rekupenya kweturquoise, emerald green, goridhe, pepuru, uye neon pink, murairidzi wedu, Veronica Rohan, uyo akagadzira iyo yekurovedza muviri, akativimbisa kuti miswe yaizobata macores edu nenzira yakatosiyana. Asi kuwana muswe pane zvaive nyore kutaura pane kuita. Rohan akakurudzira kuti tiunganidze chubhu chikamu chemuswe kudzamara takwanisa kutsveta tsoka dzedu muzvimbi uye Velcro ivo vachengete munzvimbo, tobva takwinya chikamu chejira chakasungirirwa pamusoro pemakumbo edu nemuhudyu. Kuti tiite izvi, isu mumwe nemumwe takaita danho rakanaka rekurara nemusana, kuyamwa mukati, uye kupenya zvinhu zvekusimudza, izvo zvainzwa sekuedza kuvhara zipi yakaonda-pfeka yejean rakaonda. Ini ndainzwa kuve nekuwedzera kushupika kweUrsula kupfuura lithe Ariel.

Mushure mekunge Rohan anyudza mimhanzi, isu tese takasvetukira mudziva. Ndakaedza kuita kuti bvudzi rangu risaoma, asi kuzvichengeta ndakamira nemuswe wangu uye nzvimbo yangu itsva yegiravhiti yakaratidza kunetsa, uye ndakazvinyudza zvizere. Rohan akatsanangura kuti nzira yakanakisa yekuzvifambisa kumberi yaive yekutenderedza muviri-chaizvoizvo kutenderedza kwemvura pasi pemvura kubva muhuro kuenda kumabvi-kuti tisaedze kushandisa makumbo edu zvakanyanya sepakati pedu. Akapfuudza dzimba dzezvidziva uye akatikumbira kuti tishambire nedumbu redu mudenderedzwa rakatenderedza dziva. Chikwata chekushambira chemakore angu ehudiki, uye ndichiita mafambiro akafanana neshavishavi, zvakandipfura kumberi ndichimhanya kwazvo... mumhunga waiva pamberi pangu. Neraki, iye haana kusvotwa, nekuti aive akabatikana kuzvifambisa mukona yedziva, kwaakanamira uye akanetseka kutendeuka, achirova muswe wake pamusoro pechiso.

Mushure mekunge ndaita mashoma pamadumbu, ndichiyedza kuti ndisanwe muromo wechipiri wemvura yedziva, takaudzwa kuti tifuratire kumusana kwedu. Takaita mutumbi mumwechete takatenderedza dziva-uye kamwe-kamwe ndakanga ndichivhara mukati memvura sechisikwa chaicho chegungwa. Ndakaramba ndichinzwa nymph-senge takamira panzvimbo, muswe wangu wakagadzikana zvakanyanya kubva maminetsi mashoma apfuura. Takaita triceps nemabiceps kushanda nenoodle pasi pemvura, tichiisimudza uye kuidzikisa zvishoma nezvishoma pakurwisana nemvura. (Imwe fesheni inoyerera yekudzidzira kuita masaisai? Aquacycling.)

Tevere, yaive nguva yekusvetukira kunze kwedziva kune ab maekisesaizi. Nyore zvakakwana, handiti? Ndakajaira kuzvisimudza kubva kunze kwedziva nemaoko angu kusvikira ndagona kusvika pabvi pachiuno, ndobva ndashandisa muviri wangu wepazasi kuzvisimudzira. Edza izvozvo uine muswe pa! Zvichibuda, nzira chete yekubuda mudziva ndeyekuzvisundidzira kumusoro nemaoko ako, wobva wapuruzira muswe wako seanopenga kuti uzvibudise mumvura zvekuti unokwanisa kutenderedza chiuno chako uchitenderedza kongiri mune imwe yakadonha. Izvi zvakakonzerawo kushingirira-kugomera, vamwe vachidonha vachidzokera mudziva, uye kuzhinji kupururudza nekuseka. Pane imwe nguva isu tose takanga takagara pamucheto, takarayirwa kuti tisimudze miswe yedu kubva mumvura, uye takaita nhevedzano yekubata uye muswe-flaps, kunyanya "The 100" kufamba kwandakanga ndaita kanenge ka100 mumakirasi akasiyana-siyana ePilates. . Panguva ino, zvakadaro, zvaive zvakaoma zvakanyanya. Kunyange zvazvo muswe wakanyorova zvichida wairema zvishoma kudarika 5 pounds, yakanga yakakwana ye-counter-lever kuita kuti musimboti wangu ushande zvakanyanya kudarika nguva dzose.

Kunyangwe yangu #mermaidfails, iyo maminetsi makumi mana nemashanu paakanga akwira, ini ndanga ndisingade kubvisa mbichana yangu ndotangazve hupenyu pavhu rakaoma. Ini ndaifunga kuti kirasi yacho yaizongoita kunge yakapusa uye inonakidza, asi ini ndaigona kunyatsonzwa kupisa mumaoko angu kubva kumusoro reps uye mukati mangu kubva mukudzikamisa ini. .

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