10 Zvinhu Zvevakadzi Vasina Kuroora Vanofunga Pachivande kuGym

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Hazvina mhosva kuti hukama hwako nehukama, kuwana Workout yako pane chinhu chaicho pachako; kazhinji, ndiyo chete nguva yaunosvika kuva 1000% wega, wakadzingwa zvachose, uye wakanangana nekurova mamwe endorphins akakodzera. Unogona kukanganwa nezve zvimwe zvese muhupenyu hwako uye kungo sweattttt. Kunze kwekunge iwe uri kutsvaga mamwe akafanana-ane pfungwa swolemates, ndizvozvo.

Izvi hazvireve kuti vese vakadzi vasina kuroora vanogara vachimhanya vachitenderedza jimi pane prowl (kune yakawanda kickass, siya-ini-ndega kurovedza kunoitika futi); asi kana iwe urikutsvaga rudo (uye kunyanya rudo rwunokodzera #fitcouplegoals), izvi zvinhu zvinongova mhando yekuyangarara kuburikidza nekwako kusanzwisisika kwese kwemifungo-kana iwe uchida ivo kana kwete. (Kunyangwe, kutora ma dudes kujimu kunogona kunge kusiri iro zano rakanakisa. Tora kubva kune mumwe munyori akaedza kutsvaga misi panguva yekushanda kwake.)

1. Swipe left, swipe left, swipe left, ugh the man candy here is kind of disappointing.

Iye murume mumwe ari kumashure kwespin kirasi ane mhando yakanaka, asi iye ari zvishoma kuyedza. Anotofarira kugwinya here?!

2. Simudza-zvakaoma Rova zvakasimba kurudyi kune mukomana ari kuita kudhonza-kumusoro.

Ini ndinofunga ndichapedzisa zororo rangu rekurovedza muviri uko ...

3. Ari kunditarisa here? OMG ari zvirokwazvo kunditarisa. Ndinovimba fomu rangu repuranga riri padanho.

4. Ok, tayambuka nzira senge kashanu muawa yekupedzisira ... inofanirwa kunge iri nguva yemberi. Pamwe achauya achikumbira number dzangu.

Pamwe ndikatora mahedhifoni angu kweminiti? Ini ndinogona kutaridzika sekutyisidzira kuita izvi zvinouraya ... asi ini zvakare ndinotaridzika seBAMF.

5. Aaaaand akabva aenda hake. Zvichida ndezvakanakisa, saka ndinogona kudzokera kubasa rangu rekurovedza muviri.

Asi ko kana ari Iye uye isu hatife takaziva nekuti hapana akaita danho? Tuka nguva yedhijitari kutiita tose takaremara munharaunda AF.

6. Pamwe vakomana ava vanotya nekuti ndiri ~kutyisa ~ kuwana kusimba kwangu.

Chero chii-ini ndinoda dude inokwanisa kubata mhasuru yangu.

7. Workout tank pfungwa: "Inodikanwa: Swolemate. Ndinofanira kusquat kupfuura ini, kunakidzwa nepeanut butter, uye kuve shasha pamaseji ekumashure."

Pamwe ndaigona kuwana imwe ndokudhinda nhamba yangu yefoni kuseri?

8. Asi zvakadini kana hunhu hwake huchiyamwa? Ndoda kurega kutonga varume pachitarisiko chavo. Ini ndaizovenga kana mudhara aindiitira izvo.

Hapasisinazve zvekufungidzira zvekurovedza muviri Tindering. I'm ~deeper~ pane izvozvo.

9. Hoo, asi tarisa iwo MAGUTA. Iye zvirokwazvo haana kusvetuka zuva regumbo.

Ndiri kutya here? Pamwe kutyisa zvishoma. Mira-ndinofunga ndaona murume uya paBumble.

10. * Inobatwa random mudhara. *

WTH. SEI MUNHU ACHIITA IZVI PANO?! Iri harisi bhawa. Ndakasvika Ita kuti zviite.... Ok, pamwe gym haisi nzvimbo yakanaka kudaro mushure mezvose. Kudzokera pakupwanya maekisesaizi angu. #ForeverAlone #AndHappyAboutIt (Nekuti kuva muhukama nejimu kuri nani pane kuita nemunhu zvakadaro.)

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