19 Kuseka-Kunze-Kunzwa Kunzwa chete Vakadzi Vane Pamuviri Vanonzwisisa

Zvemukati

• 1. Kuva nemifananidzo yese yepamuviri uchienzaniswa neyeBeyoncé.
• 2.Kuva panguva imwe chete uchiziya nenzara uye uchisema nekudya.
• 3. Kunzwa kunge urikugadzirira zvekudya zvekudya zveuto zvevana vadiki ... asi izvi zvese ndezvawe chete.
• 4. Kuva nachiremba anonyanyo chengeta huremu hwako, izvo zvisina kumboitika kubvira ... pakuyaruka?
• 5. Kana murume wako atanga kubvunza nezve "Boob Fairy."
• 6. Kusarudza mazita evacheche, anozivikanwawo sekunyepedzera kumunhu wese wausina kufarira.
• 7. Kufamba uchikwidza zvinoita kunge wakapfeka backpack bhegi.
• 8. Kujekesazve mangwanani sechirwere.
• 9. Kuwana kukwizwa kwetsoka uko kamwe kamwe kunonzwa X-rated.
• 10. Kuva nevanhu vanotaura chete kana iwe vari kunwa ... pavaimbo taura chete kana iwe vanga vasiri.
• 11. Kufamba munzira hakuna-kuenda - {textend} kunze kwekunge warongera 24/7 pee break.
• 12. Izvo zvinonzwa sekutarisa "Steel Magnolias." (Cue yakashata pamuviri kuchema.)
• 13. Fungidziro dzako ikozvino dzave neStaples kunotenga nzendo dzeiyo ramangwana scrapbooking yemifananidzo yemwana wako, madhirowa, mushumo makadhi ...
• 14.Kugamuchira machira maitiro, nekuti hapana munhu akawana nguva ye zipped jeans. Muchokwadi, rasa chero bhurugwa risiri leggings.
• 15. Hapana chinhu chingazombonzwa sekunaka senge imwe yekurara kupenga nzvimbo yawakawana.
• Kubhowa vanhu vanopinda munzira yako havana kumbonzwa kunakirwa kwakadaro kare.
• 17. Kunzwa kunge chipanji: Ndisvinudze ndotanga kubuda.
• 18. Kushushikana kukuru kwekuunza hupenyu hutsva munyika uye kuve nemutoro wakazara pairi.
• 19. Rudo rwakawandisa rwauchanzwa mushure mekuunza hupenyu hutsva munyika.

Kubata hakuwanzo kugara pashizha rejotasi, kunamatwa kunamwarikadzi unopa hupenyu iwe. Muchokwadi, kune zvikamu zvekubata izvo zviri kuburitsa pachena seicho chisina kuongororwa chaicho TV yakakosha. Panzvimbo pekuzvichengeta kuseri kwezviitiko, isu takaunganidza zvinhu gumi nepfumbamwe zvinongodiwa nemukadzi ane nhumbu chete.

1. Kuva nemifananidzo yese yepamuviri uchienzaniswa neyeBeyoncé.

2.Kuva panguva imwe chete uchiziya nenzara uye uchisema nekudya.

3. Kunzwa kunge urikugadzirira zvekudya zvekudya zveuto zvevana vadiki ... asi izvi zvese ndezvawe chete.

4. Kuva nachiremba anonyanyo chengeta huremu hwako, izvo zvisina kumboitika kubvira ... pakuyaruka?

5. Kana murume wako atanga kubvunza nezve "Boob Fairy."

6. Kusarudza mazita evacheche, anozivikanwawo sekunyepedzera kumunhu wese wausina kufarira.

7. Kufamba uchikwidza zvinoita kunge wakapfeka backpack bhegi.

8. Kujekesazve mangwanani sechirwere.

9. Kuwana kukwizwa kwetsoka uko kamwe kamwe kunonzwa X-rated.

10. Kuva nevanhu vanotaura chete kana iwe vari kunwa ... pavaimbo taura chete kana iwe vanga vasiri.

11. Kufamba munzira hakuna-kuenda - {textend} kunze kwekunge warongera 24/7 pee break.

12. Izvo zvinonzwa sekutarisa "Steel Magnolias." (Cue yakashata pamuviri kuchema.)

13. Fungidziro dzako ikozvino dzave neStaples kunotenga nzendo dzeiyo ramangwana scrapbooking yemifananidzo yemwana wako, madhirowa, mushumo makadhi ...

14.Kugamuchira machira maitiro, nekuti hapana munhu akawana nguva ye zipped jeans. Muchokwadi, rasa chero bhurugwa risiri leggings.

15. Hapana chinhu chingazombonzwa sekunaka senge imwe yekurara kupenga nzvimbo yawakawana.

Kubhowa vanhu vanopinda munzira yako havana kumbonzwa kunakirwa kwakadaro kare.

17. Kunzwa kunge chipanji: Ndisvinudze ndotanga kubuda.

18. Kushushikana kukuru kwekuunza hupenyu hutsva munyika uye kuve nemutoro wakazara pairi.

19. Rudo rwakawandisa rwauchanzwa mushure mekuunza hupenyu hutsva munyika.

Kunyangwe iwe wagadzirira rako rinotevera rekushanya kana uchiri kutsvaga matipi ekuti ichi chive chakanakisa chingave chiri, isu tine musana wako! Dzvanya apa kune ese ane nhumbu zvemukati zvaunoda, kubva vhiki yekutanga kusvika mushure mekusununguka. Kana verenga rwechipiri runyorwa rwezvinhu makumi maviri nepfumbamwe chete mukadzi akazvitakura anonzwisisa (nekuti tinogona kuenderera nekusingaperi).

Lindsey Dodge Gudritz munyori uye amai. Iye anogara nemhuri yake ye-on-the-kufamba muPhiladelphia (for now). Akaburitswa muThe Huffington Post, iyo Detroit News, Bonde neHurumende, uye neiyo Independent Yevakadzi Forum blog. Yake blog yemhuri inogona kuwanikwa pa www.puttingonthegudritz.com.