Mumwe Munhu Akachinja Mufananidzo waAmy Schumer kuti Atarise "Insta Akagadzirira" uye Iye Haana Kufadzwa

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Hapana munhu anogona kupomera Amy Schumer wekuisa pamberi pa Instagram-zvakapesana. Munguva pfupi yapfuura, anga achitotumira mavhidhiyo ake achirutsa (hongu, nechikonzero). Saka paakaziva kuti mumwe munhu akange atumira mufananidzo wake uyo wainge wachinjwa kuti utaridze zvakanyanya "Insta-ready," akavadaidza. (Yakabatana: Amy Schumer Anotyisidzirwa Nevanhu Vasingadye Carbs)

Iyo account, @get_insta_ready (iyo isisiri kushanda, BTW), yakatumira mufananidzo weSchumer padivi peyakagadziridzwa vhezheni yemufananidzo, ichiita kunge inoshambadzira masevhisi ekugadzirisa mafoto. Screenshot yakatumirwa na E! inoratidza kuti mushandisi akaisa mufananidzo "Sezvandakaita naAmy Schumer? Ndichakuitira izvozvo newe," nema hashtag akaita se #slimface, #enlargeeyes, #contoured, uye #noselift. Schumer akataura pane zvakatumirwa, achinongedzera mhedzisiro yechando iyo iyo mhando yemifananidzo yapamberi uye-mushure yavanogona kuve nayo. "Woof izvi hazvina kunaka mutsika yedu," akanyora kudaro. "Ini ndinoda maitiro andinoita uye handidi kuita sekabhoni kopi yemhando iyi mukadzi waunonzwa ndiyo nzira yakanakisa yekutaridzika." (Schumer haasiye ega munhu ane mukurumbira anodaidzira mifananidzo yakashongedzwa zvakanyanya pamhepo uye mumashambadziro. Jameela Jamil akabuda pachena nezve tsika iyi ine njodzi uye kuvenga kwake kurudziro dzisina kunaka dzevakakurumbira.)

Iwe hausi kuita déjà vu. Schumer akapindura pachiitiko chakafanana pakutanga kwegore rino apo mushandisi we Instagram akatumira pikicha yake mubhainiini padhuze neshanduro yemifananidzo. Panguva iyoyo, mukupindura kutaura kwemushandisi kuti airatidzika zvirinani mushanduro yakagadziridzwa, akanyora, "Ini handibvumirane. Ini ndinoda maitiro andinoita chaizvo. Ndiwo muviri wangu. Ndinoda muviri wangu kuti uve wakasimba uye wakagwinya uye wakanaka. Ini zvinoita kunge ndinombundira zvakanaka kana kunwa newe. Mumwe mufananidzo unoratidzika zvakanaka asi handisi ini. Ndatenda nekugovana pfungwa dzako futi. Ona, tese tiri vaviri. "

Zviri zvakare kure kubva panguva yekutanga iyo Schumer akanongedza nzanga dzakabuditswa dzerunako. Akatarisa mukati Ndinonzwa Kunaka, iyo yairehwa kujekesa mwero kune zviyero, kunyangwe kana kuurawa kukaratidza kupokana. Ndichiri kusimudzira firimu, akavhura nezve kunzwa kumanikidzwa kuti akwane iyo yakajairwa yeHollywood muviri mhando. "Ndiri izvo zvinonzi neHollywood 'zvakakora kwazvo,' 'akadaro Amy Schumer: Iyo Leather Yakakosha. "Ndisati ndaita chero chinhu, mumwe munhu akaita seakanditsanangurira, 'Kuti uzive, Amy, hapana kumanikidzwa, asi kana ukayera mapaundi anodarika 140, zvinokuvadza maziso evanhu," anoyeuka. "Uye ndakanga ndati 'Zvakanaka.' Ndangozvitenga. Ndanga ndichiita senge, 'Zvakanaka, ini ndiri mutsva kuguta. Saka ndakarasikirwa nehuremu. " Akarasikirwa nehuremu hwemabasa asati aguma kuzokoshesa muviri wake. (Paairatidza mushwi pakarenda yePirelli ya2016, akati ainzwa kunaka kupfuura kare.)

Panguva ino, tsika yekutora mifananidzo uye FaceTune-ing mifananidzo yakajairika zvekuti inoita kunge NBD, ndosaka zvakataurwa naSchumer chakakosha chaizvo cheki. Chese chiri Insta-chakagadzirira kana iwe wakangogadzirira kutumira.

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