13 Pfungwa Iwe Unongova Neapo Paunenge Uine Mwana Achangozvarwa

Zvemukati

• “Ndiri kuda kunhonga uyo boger soooo zvakaipa ... ”
• “Zvingave zvakaipa sei, chaizvo, kudya sub iyi pamusoro pemusoro wemwana wangu? Lettuce yakadonhedzwa haimukuvadze, handiti? ”
• "Ndinofanira kutota zvakashata, asi hapana nzira inondinetsa yekuisa mwana uyu izvozvi."
• “Ah tarisai, hembe yangu haina kubhohwa - {textend} pamwe ndinofanira kuibaya? Nah ... ”
• "Kwasara mukaka wakawanda sei ?!"
• "Ndapota usaita tsvina, ndokumbirawo usakanganisa, ndokumbirawo usakanganisa."
• "CRAP - {textend} bhodhoro rayo nderei rekumupa" ??
• "Pamwe ndikanyepedzera kunge ndakarara, vanomutora ..."
• "Sei heck ndiri kumuka ndakanyoroveswa mudziva reangu chaiwo kutonhora ziya (zvakare) ?!"
• "Ini ndiri mhuka - {textend} mhuka chaiyo."
• "Ndingadai ndakakanganwa sei kushamisika kweshawa inopisa?"
• "Zvakanaka, ndikarara izvozvi, ndinogona kuwana awa asati amuka, anobva amuka zvakare na1, uyezve na3, saka pane zvese, ndinogona kuwana maawa mana manheru ano."
• "Munhu mudiki kudaro angabata sei simba rakadai?"

Pamwe iko kusanganiswa kwekuneta uye iyo nyowani-yemwana kunhuwa? Chero zvazvingava, iwe unoziva iwe wakadzika mumatanho ekurera vana izvozvi.

Masvondo manomwe apfuura, ndakava nemwana.

Ndakave nemwana mushure memakore mashanu -gap yekuva nevacheche, saka hazvina basa kutaura, ndanga ndiri kunze kwemutambo kwenguva.

Pave nemakore mashanu akazara kubvira ndisina kurara husiku, makore mashanu kubvira pandakanga ndiine manapukeni mudiki mumba mangu, makore mashanu kubvira ndarangarira zvazvakaita kuedza kudya chikafu neruoko rumwe chete uye munhu achichema mukati nzeve yako.

Yange iri nguva yakareba kwandiri, asi panguva imwe chete, hupenyu nemwana achangozvarwa hwakawanda sekukwira bhasikoro - {textend} zvese zvinouya zvichimhanyisa kudzoka.

Kunze kwenguva ino, ndinofanira kutaura, kune nzira dzinotonhora majejeti uye gizmos kutenderedza pane pandakazviita kekutanga. Izvo zviripo zvimwe zvinhu zvandisingazive nezvekuva amai zvekare, asi panguva imwe chete, kune zvakare zvakawanda izvo zvakajeka zvisina kuchinja.

Muchokwadi, iyo nguva yandakazova amai vemwana achangozvarwa zvakare inguva imwecheteyo yandakarangarira mifungo yese iyo chete vanaamai vachangozvarwa vane, senge ...

“Ndiri kuda kunhonga uyo boger soooo zvakaipa ... ”

Teerera, handikwanise kutsanangura chaizvo kuti nei kuyamwa hofori yemwana boger nechinhu chidiki chegirobhu racho kugutsa, asi ndizvo zvazviri. Zvinoita senge ini ndinonzwa yangu yekuvhurika yendege zvakare kuvhura, uye ini ndinogona kufema. Ahhhhh...

“Zvingave zvakaipa sei, chaizvo, kudya sub iyi pamusoro pemusoro wemwana wangu? Lettuce yakadonhedzwa haimukuvadze, handiti? ”

Kana usati watora chikafu kubva mumusoro wemwana wako uye pamwe kunze kwebhurugwa rako, uri amai here?

"Ndinofanira kutota zvakashata, asi hapana nzira inondinetsa yekuisa mwana uyu izvozvi."

Wati wambonzwa nezve iyo showa "Man vs. Wild?" Iyo yevabereki vhezheni yakafanana ne "Bladder vs. Baby" uye ngatitii, pakupedzisira, hapana vakundi chaivo mumutambo uyu.

“Ah tarisai, hembe yangu haina kubhohwa - {textend} pamwe ndinofanira kuibaya? Nah ... ”

Kana iwe uchiyamwisa kana kupomba, kutendeseka, zviri nyore nenzira iyoyo. Ndeipi pfungwa? Vasikana vacho vanongofanirwa kubuda mumaminetsi mashoma zvakadaro.

"Kwasara mukaka wakawanda sei ?!"

Pakarepo uchivhunduka kuti uchapera mukaka wemukaka kana iwe uri kupomba zvakajairika kana iwe uchinge wapfugama-wakadzika muhupenyu hutsva.

Uyezve ona: Kuvhura firiji yako kakati wandei pazuva kuti ungotarisa pamukaka wako wemukaka unochengeterwa, um, hapana chikonzero chaicho.

"Ndapota usaita tsvina, ndokumbirawo usakanganisa, ndokumbirawo usakanganisa."

Iko hakuna kukuru kunzwa kwekushungurudzika pane kunzwa kutyisa kurira kwemwana wako achangozvarwa achizadza diaper yavo panguva chaiyo iwe yawakaguma waita kuti vavate. Gomera.

"CRAP - {textend} bhodhoro rayo nderei rekumupa" ??

Ndiri kureva kuti, vanouya sei nenhamba idzi dzinopokana zvakadaro? Kana bhodhoro rikashata mushure meawa, chii chinoitika mushure meawa nemaminitsi gumi? Zvakadini neawa nemaminitsi makumi maviri? Ugh, ndinovimba chaizvo kuti haazorwara, ndiri amai vanotyisa!

"Pamwe ndikanyepedzera kunge ndakarara, vanomutora ..."

Oo, aichema here? Ini handina kana kumunzwa ... (cue zvemukati zvakaipa kuseka)

"Sei heck ndiri kumuka ndakanyoroveswa mudziva reangu chaiwo kutonhora ziya (zvakare) ?!"

Mahormone ane nzira inonakidza yekuita kuti unzwe sekunge watendeuka kuva munhu anosemesa kupfuura vese ari mupenyu.

"Ini ndiri mhuka - {textend} mhuka chaiyo."

Iyo nguva iyo yaunobata wega nekupwanya mweya mukanwa mechikafu senge rori rinofamba-famba usingatore nguva yekugadzira ndiro ndiyo nguva yaunomirawo kutarisira - {textend} nekuti nzara yepashure pokubereka ndeyechokwadi, shamwari dzangu.

"Ndingadai ndakakanganwa sei kushamisika kweshawa inopisa?"

Zvakakomba - {textend} kudzamara wave nemwana achangoberekwa, haumbofi wakanyatsonzwisisa kushamisa kwezvinhu zvidiki muhupenyu.

Kunge chaiyo chaiyo, isina kumiswa isina kupisa shawa. Mukana wekugera makumbo (zvese! Kwete imwe chete!). Yakazara, inopisa mukaka wekofi iwe yaunogona kunwa mune imwechete. Zvinhu izvi zvakadaro, zvinoshamisa.

Ah, ndokugara pasi - {textend} maiwe zvangu - {textend} kunakidzwa kwekugara pasi. Ndakambozvibvumira sei kuti nditore zvinhu zvakanaka izvi kurerutsa kare?

"Zvakanaka, ndikarara izvozvi, ndinogona kuwana awa asati amuka, anobva amuka zvakare na1, uyezve na3, saka pane zvese, ndinogona kuwana maawa mana manheru ano."

Achangoberekwa hope math. Uye zvakare zvakanyanya kushungurudza kana iwe uchiverenga zvese kumusoro.

"Munhu mudiki kudaro angabata sei simba rakadai?"

Ndiri kureva, chaizvo - {textend} chinhu chakanaka kuti vacheche vakanaka, ndizvo here?

Chaunie Brusie murapi webasa uye wekutakura mukoti akashandura munyori uye amai vachangoburwa vane makore mashanu. kuwana. Mutevere pano.